USA: Tell Tim Where To Play!
So we’re hearing all your pleas for Tim to come to America on a daily basis but now is the time to make your voice really count!
We’ve taken control of Tim’s page on eventful.com because Tim wants to find out where you want him to play for when he gets his arse in gear to do an American tour. Be sure to “demand” Tim in all the towns you’d be willing to trek to so that we can get a fuller picture of where the best potential places to go would be. Just click the widget below to get started!
Things to note:
- this is just research and doesn’t confirm a forthcoming US tour.
- if you’re not in the US, feel free to use this anyway; it’s not like we can stop you!
Please do not post your requests as comments unless you’ve already demanded Tim using the widget as they cannot be counted.
Please come to Austin, TX or NYC and do anything.
Colorado Springs would be lovely!
Miami FL without a doubt.
Think of it…it’s that obvious?????
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Gainesville (University of Florida), Orlando, or Tampa
Come to Orlando/Tampa FL. You are our favorite!!!!!
Memphis, TN
Tampa Florida- although we’d be happy with Orlando as well.
Please come to Raleigh, North Carolina: RBC, DPAC, Raleigh Memorial, etc.
Don’t be scared of the surrounding Bible belt since we’re basically the antithesis of it. I know plenty of people around here who would love to see you. I heard you played in Texas recently and I can promise we’re not as scary as them.
Denver, Colorado (Boulder is too far)
Miami, FL!
MIAMI!
Please come to Atlanta Georgia, or anywhere in Georgia actually!!!
St. Louis is just down the road from Chicago. Probably a good idea to just stop on in as you are going to be in the neighborhood….
anywhere in GA and i’ll be there!
Augusta or Atlanta would be AWESOME!
Chicago Theater, Please please, please!!!
Kansas City, please!!! We have good beer…
I’ll second Colorado – Denver / Boulder area is always eager for wacko-awesome shows and I wouldn’t be surprised if Minchin managed to pack Red Rocks (Which is, on a completely unrelated note, likely one of most awesome concert venues in US of A…)
(Also, suggestion for flip-them-the-bird concert for Focus on Family in Co. Springs had me cackling…)
Raleigh/ Durham/ Chapel Hill, North Carolina area please? Or anywhere in North Carolina, Asheville’s really cool. As a poor college student who can’t afford to travel that would be amazing. I really love your stuff and I would really love to see you live!
Baltimore Maryland or Washington DC area.
Chicago!!!! We need some Tim Minchin action in the bible belt!
Eventful won’t let me enter more than one city. I’m in Eugene, Oregon but Portland’s plenty close enough!
One more vote for Detroit!
Detroit, Michigan requested!!
Portland, OR and/or Seattle, WA; woooo!
I know tons of people that would go if you performed in Detroit, MI!!! Including me!!!
I would prefer that you came to Victoria but if you come anywhere is Canada I’d be tickled. There isn’t enough good piano based comedy out there and there’s none currently here. We need you
Once you’re done in the US, you should really come to South Africa. We’re really exciting, I swear.
And you have a fanbase – once, while walking back to my tent at a music festival, I heard someone mention you. And then he mistakenly called “Taboo” “Prejudice”, but never mind.
Also, if you come to Johannesburg (I’ll fly to Cape Town if I must) I promise I will bake you brownies. With expensive chocolate.
As the Director of Skeptic events at Dragon*Con, we would LOVE to have you come and play and hang out with us in 2011! :)
Hilo, Hawai’i !!!
The Hereby Chants (at herebychants.org), the world’s only atheist a cappella singing group would love to open for you in Northen California!
Please come to Atlanta! We have a big rationalist community here and they love you!
I guess Anchorage, AK is a bit much to ask? OK well, just find your way to any place in North America, and I’ll be there!
Chicago
Boston Boston Boston Boston!!!
Tim, please come to the Midwest, where they need you most! Kansas City/Omaha/Lincoln: one gig in any of these cities will cover the place.
If you make it Lincoln, I’ll book and present you. Seriously.
Come on, Rob says so, and you know there’s
something weird about Rob!!
please please please please!!! come to the netherlands!!! PLEASE!!
i love you so much! so please come!
I won’t use Eventful.com because they send me a bunch of spam Email. Please come to Detroit. We’d love to see you here.
Toronto, CANADA!!!!!
I think your music and comedy would be very well received in Tucson, Arizona. The bars/venues I would suggest are:
Hotel Congress
Rialto Theater
Surly Wench Pub
Loft Cinema
Come to Toronto. You’ll sell out here. Just try to save some tickets for me.
Who the hell is Tim Minchin?
Until just a few moments ago I’d never heard of him.
Dublin, Dublin, Dublin, or even better, Galway, Galway, Galway, or even better, my house, my house, my house, I better stop there! ;)
Please come to Boston or anywhere within a days drive!!
Austin, TX!!
Please come to Eastern Canada–any of the Maritime provinces would be fantastic, really. You would have such a blast here, that we can guarantee! We promise that you’d not soon forget us, the fantastic food here OR how much we LOVE you and your amazing genius! I promise to tell EVERYONE to come to ALL your shows! Please say you’ll come….oh, pretty please with sugar on top…??? You are SOOOOOOOOO F**KING ROCK, we simply can’t contain how much we would love to see you here!
C’mon. NYC. Capital of the world. You know you want to come to the Big Apple.
PLEASE COME TO HAMPTON ROADS!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! i have so many free-thinking friends that would die to see you perform!!!!!!!!
Edmonton, Alberta! (I know it’s not the USA, but hey – if you’re coming this far..)
PENNSYLVANIA!!! Either Pittsburgh or Philadelphia!
Eventful sucks rocks
There are plenty of survey-type sites that are free to use that don’t require an e-mail address.
Now, I entered a fake one, mind, but with those types of things you never know whether or not you’re allowed or whether it’s going to send you e-mail which you will have to confirm.
If you want to know whether I want you in Oregon, fine. I’m happy to tell you.
If you want my zipcode, you can have that too. If you, Tim Minchin, want my e-mail, you can even have that.
But I’m not giving jack of my personal info to some company that wants to make money off of tracking and annoying me.
It’s also long past time that we who know better stop using “services” that operate counter to our values.
Of course, Tim may support the erosion of freedom and the dissolution of autonomy and privacy…but somehow, I suspect not.
Finally, WTF is with “Gender: Male/Female” ?
First, those are *sexes* not genders – so NO ONE is allowed to pick their gender with those options.
Secondly, how about “none” or “other” or “decline”?
and my age? I entered born in 1913, because I like the number 13, but hey, that’s crap anyway.
Where would I want to go to a show (not where do I live, maybe I have a LTR and want to go to see Tim only where my partner lives, or at the midpoint between our houses or some other weird thing)?
Do I actually believe I could earn, beg, borrow or steal the money for a ticket?
That’s all you need.
We heard a voice saying, if you build it he will come.
So we built the QWEST convention center.
He still didn’t come. Think perhaps, Tim needed to find his way on foot, we built the first ever pedestrian bridge to connect two states. The Bob Kerry Pedestrian Bridge.
Now, I am an art school graduate and theatrical employee. If Tim Minchin came to Omaha it would mean employment for me. I support Tim Minchin for his comedy and technical abilities.
Our city just spent millions building a giant bridge, across the river, to Council Bluffs Iowa. A city named so, for being the placed we stopped to talk about where we were going to build Omaha. So, you really could walk here, from there, if you wanted.
Then with our last $5, we built a baseball stadium next to the QWEST. That might have been a bad mnove, but it Tim Minchin did come, I am sure he could watch a baseball game.
Who doesn’t like baseball?
I admit the televised stuff is a bit boring, but this is the actual game itself, we have a stadium right here, it is fun. We even have Arean Football!
I digress.
Tim Minchin woud sound awesome at the QWEST. It will undoubtedly be the best concert, and it is a great place to stay and maybe have a sandwich.
Please come to Pittsburgh and for he love of god, [/irony], don’t change a motherf*cking thing.
South Central PA please!
Ah well since i’ve been spreading your talents all over Pennsylvania, i say play Philadelphia or Harrisburg. But i’ll probably drive anywhere you’re playing anyway. Brilliant stuff.
Colorado Springs. Home of James Dobson’s “Focus on the Family”, and spawning ground of Ted Haggard’s “New Life Church”, Colorado Springs can provide the enterprising entertainer with a challenge. Just ask Penn & Teller (and Richard Dawkins though he’s not strictly *just* an entertainer).
Another plus is that it has been an awfully long time since the charming townsfolk has lynched an atheist multi-instrumentalist. In public.
Tim would feel right at home in Portland, Oregon. It’s full of gawdless heathens with wild hair and eyeliner just like Mr. Minchin. And it has enough caffeine to focus even the most ADHD genius.
Ann Arbor is in Michigan, 20 minutes west of Detroit Metro Airport.
Ann Arbor! And he can stay at my place! I’ll cook a stir fry!
LONG ISLAND or NYC.
Louisville, KY – we have a large group of freethinkers that are badly in need of some Tim Minchin :D
Portland OR is the place for Mr. Minchin. Everyone here dresses just like him and wears eyeliner. Just give us a moment, and we’ll speed up our “Whoa… dude!” style of speech for him. We have open flames crowning the theatre he should perform in, and afterward he can hold court with a pool cue and a descent glass of beer, while belly dancers and winsome slips of boys holding his hookah… I mean that in any way he likes.
Umm… Toronto? Not technically in the U.S. but maybe close enough? It’d be pretty convenient.
Southern California, Please Please Please !!!! I’ll give you my wife.
Minnesota
Go to Minneapolis so all us Canadians can come down too!! Or come to Canada in general!
Please come to the liberal, secular San Francisco Bay Area, where you can find thousands of fans, and make thousands more!
Please come to Phoenix, AZ.
St. Louis, MO or Chicago, IL please
DETROIT!!!!!!
Wow, I feel a bit lonely as the only person demanding Tim to come to Amsterdam… Guess I should try to do something about that. Good luck on the US tour!
New York City! Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, or maybe the Blender Theatre is more your style. Either way come out, you’ll have a blast
Austin, TX – and then we can have you on The Atheist Experience TV show!
Tim, you HAVE to come to Minneapolis!
Honestly, I’d have to be we would be the most receptive crowd in the Midwest. MINNEAPOLIS <3 Tim Minchin!
Minneapolis, FTL (for the Lutefisk).
Seattle!
we’d love to see you in houston, but we’d travel to austin, san antonio or dallas as well
Philadelphia or New York, pretty please!
San Franciscoooooooooo!
OK, between your stops in Las Vegas and Portland/Seattle, make a mid-week stop in Salt Lake City. It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s a way to add another venue to the tour without extending the length.
I’ll have to agree with the Orlando, FL peeps!!
And heres a bunny to bribe you more
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Orlando, FL
Jacksonville, FL
Miami,FL
Please Tim, love your work!
Portland, Oregon. Please? Please!
And thank you. :)
No Benjy. You Share! :)
Washington, DC or somewhere in the metro area.
Los Angeles! We’ve got theme parks galore out here too!
Washington, DC, or Baltimore, MD.
PORTLAND OREGON!!!!!!!
Cincinnati, OH or Louisville, KY would be awesome!
Louisville, KY. Definitely hoards of Louisvillians dieing to see you. Also, according to the infallible wikipedia, Louisville’s centrallized midwest location is “within one day’s road travel to 60% of the cities in the continental U.S.”!
Another voice for Portland, Oregon!
I want to add my name to the list of people BEGGING you to come to Atlanta! Or Athens, Ga., if you are so inclined. I would go to either one.
Cincinnati, Ohio!!!
Or one of the following, which are in driving distance:
Columbus, Ohio. Indianapolis, Indiana. Lexington, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky.
Preferably Louisville, as that town would absolutely love you.
Tim would never go over in my hometown or state (St. George, Utah), but a Las Vegas gig would be fanTAStic — there’s a zillion potential venues there!
Detroit… home of Motown… and me!
No, no, no! You’re all wrong!
Tim Minchin needs to come to Canada and perform at Casino Rama in Orillia, Ontario!
You HAVE to make a stop in Austin, Texas. It’s live, it’s open minded, and most of all, it’s weird.
New York City!
Boston — the Wilbur Theatre would be a great venue.
Vancouver BC
Seattle WA
Portland OR
I agree with Mary. Come to Akron, OH. We’ve got blimps.
(Columbus or Cleveland would also be acceptable blimps aren’t suitable bribes.)
Denver! There’s a very large progressive/atheist presence here, plus you’ll get all the liberals and college kids from Boulder as well! :)
Vancouver, BC. It’s not in the US, but like virtually all Canadian cities it’s practically on the border.
Charlotte, NC Help us push the bible belt further south…I wonder what we’ll expose then!
The obvious place is Las Vegas.
Then everyone will have a reason to party.
And you can mock the faith that built Sin City: “I’m the lucky one who can hit on 16.”
Tim, you wouldn’t tour the US without popping up to Canada for a few shows too, would you?
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, anywhere in that area would be fine with me. :D
Pretty please?
Fargo, Grand Forks, or Minneapolis please! On a weekend if possible so us Manitobans can make the trip down for the concert :)
Orange Country California or Riverside County California.
I live in Gainesville FL, and I’d love to see him perform live, but I honestly have to wonder how well he’d do in the South. Lots of theists here. Not so many freethinkers. Wouldn’t want him to lose money. If he comes to the South at all, I’d say large cities only, which lets out Gainesville.
Washington, DC! But not just anywhere in DC. We know you could probably sell out the Warner if you wanted, but how about you give a shout to the area’s biggest campus secular group and play at American University?
I second Louisville Kentucky. And, since my girlfriend lives in Atlanta, I’ll third or fourth there as well.
Boston/Cambridge. We need you the least, but we’ll appreciate you the most.
Come to Tokyo–nerd and otaku capital of the world! Crack open a new market! There are lots of us who will come see you.
Strum, Wisconsin.
I think we may actually be able to locate a piano for you.
Houston, TX please. We need a dose of sanity here!
Cleveland, OH! The rock & roll capital.
Boston/Cambridge, MA. Please please please please!
If you don’t come to Portland, Oregon, I swear I will destroy the universe.
I live in New York. If theres one place you play, this is it. I know it. See you soon, Tim.
BOSTON !! Tim, you’re smart so you already know this, but Boston is chock full, overcrowded in fact with college students and they will and do LOVE YOU !
Charlotte, North Carolina would be nice, but I will travel!! Just come please! I must behold your awesomeness in person!
Seattle, WA! We love you here!
St. Louis, MO!!!!!!!
Portland, Oregon loves you.
Minneapolis! I’ll buy you a beer or two.
Salt Lake City, UT pretty pretty please. Really you should have the balls to perform in a mormon state, if not, my respect for you will plummet. That said though, i’d be willing (though not necessarily able) to visit Colorado, Idaho, Arizona, Nevada, and Wyoming. But pissing off the mormons would be the most fun, don’t yah think?
Halfway between Chicago and Minneapolis is this college town called Eau Claire. Back in the eighties, we used to be pretty well know as a convenient stop between the mega-urbanas, a place that an artist could stop during the week to play a gig between the two big cities.
I’d be happy to connect you with possible venues (UW-Eau Claire being the most logical choice) and I even have a guest room–and enough room for the family if you’re bringing them along!!
Please come to San Luis Obispo, California .. and if you come to Los Angeles or San Francisco .. I’ll come to see you there!!!
As I I went all the way across the pond to see you in Reading last year, I think it is only fair that you should come to Seattle this time. I don’t like to have to bring it up but you did in fact, say you were going to come to Seattle.
Anywhere in the US and I’ll make it. I flew to Toronto last summer to see you and am planning to use the rest of my frequent flyer miles to get to Scotland for your concerts there in April. You’re my impetus to travel. ;)
Please come to Tampa, FL.
Just north of SF. My apartment is small, but I think it would make an excellent venue for up to 15 people. I have a balcony, and a nice view of the SF bay. My neighbor can probably set us up with some BBQ. I can handle ticket sales, and screen out all the damn hippies in the area. PM for details.
Dallas, Texas!!!!!
Seattle! We love you here, Tim.
Come to Fort Wayne, Indiana or somewhere close. Next July (7/9/11) my fiance are going to be using “You Grew On Me” in our wedding. We would have used “If I Didn’t Have You” or “If You Really Loved Me” but it is a catholic style wedding (the wedding is catholic, not so much us). The chance to see you in the U.S. would make our year. If you don’t make it around here we will still manage to come see you perform. We are broke so it would be nice if you were within a couple hundred kilometers. After seeing that you might be coming to the U.S. I haven’t been able to talk about much else.
Since no one ever comes to Detroit, I’ll say Chicago. It’s only a 5 1/2 hour drive. I’d gladly go that far to see Tim.
Where ever you go in the U.S., PLEASE come up to Toronto again. Your bit was so short last time. Too short :p
The Adirondack Park – it’s one of the best places on earth!
Please come to Infinity Hall in Norfolk, CT. Smallish venue, but fab eats in the Bistro, wonderful acoustics, and stunningly renovated old hall. You’ll have a good time, I’ll have a good time… ok, even if you don’t have a good time, I’ll have a good time. Reason enough?
GULF COAST PLEASE !!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!!
ANYWHERE FROM NORTHERN FLORIDA TO NEW ORLEANS!!!
WE COULD REALLY USE SOME COMIC RELIEF DOWN THIS WAY ~~~
(as well as some intelligent entertainment !)
Akron – EJ Thomas Hall -They’ve got a blimp. Not at the venue, but Akron is where the Goodyear blimp lives.
I know it’s unlikely, because no one cool ever comes here, but I’m going to throw it out anyways; come to Anchorage, Alaska please! Although I would also be willing to fly down to Seattle or San Fransisco, because Tim Minchin is just that great.
Please come to Kansas!!! We live in McPherson, smack dab in the middle of the state, but if you came to Wichita or Kansas City, MO, we’d be thrilled!!!!! My son and I LOVE YOU!!!!
LAS VEGAS! Please! We are in sore need of a shot of real intelligence in this town.
Louisville, oh please! We need you here! I would drive all day to see you, too. But so many folks in Louisville would be thrilled if you came here.
Come to Kalamazoo, Michigan Tim!
Seattle! We would eat you up and down you with a gulp of coffee. :)
Houston, TX
Come back to Toronto! I didn’t discover you until just after you performed here this past July. I will bake maple syrup butter tarts for you.
Midwest: Omaha, NE or Kansas City, MO … for me and my local friends =c) – Denver, CO (duh)
South (careful…): Little Rock, AR (for childhood friends) – Austin, TX (extra hip) – Atlanta, GA
New England: Boston, MA (for my family) – Amherst, NY (CFI and other skeptics/humanists)
Come to San Diego Tim!
If you are thinking about the US would you consider Candad too – specifically Toronto – please please please
Washington DC!
I can see how to change where I requested, but how do I put in multiple cities. I don’t want to replace Houston, but at least 3 of us would gladly trek to Dallas, Austin or San Antonio as well.
We’d go just about anywhere in the US to see Tim, but Atlanta would be awesome since it’s not too far away.
Columbus, OH
Indianapolis, Indiana. (Verizon Center in Noblesville, IN)
Or even Cincinnati, Ohio…
Come down to Florida! Tampa has some great venues!
Anywhere in Illinois or Missouri (preferably the St Louis area)
Charlotte, North Carolina! Guaranteed to piss of all the Bible belt folk. Wouldn’t miss that.
Montreal …. that is not technically in the USA, but I wouldn’t mind to be part of the USA for a day if it means that you’ll do a show in Montreal!!
Just get within a day’s drive of Omaha, and I’ll be there. KC, Minn, even Denver. Those of us in fly-over country are so deprived! We need you.
Minneapolis, (near the) home of pz meyers!
I requested NOLA, but I’d drive to Austin or Atlanta. Yes, that devoted.
Milwaukee puh-leeeeeease!! We’re desperate for entertainment, you’ll draw throngs!
Washington DC
Salt Lake!!!! It will be a CULT-ural experience, don’t miss it…
Anywhere on the east coast!
Chicago!!!
Austin, TX
New York…I need a giggle.
KETTERING FTW!!
And the answer is ……… Raleigh, NC!!!
Or the Triangle of Raleigh, Durham Chapel Hill in North Carolina, to be specific.
Richard Dawkins was here just the other day. He loves it here!
We’ve got one of the largest atheist Meetup.com groups in the world and we can deliver them. We are 771 people today and we talk about your stuff all the time.
The Triangle of Raleigh, Durham & Chapel Hill is also a gigantic college, high tech and live music location.
If you have only one venue in the south on the east coast of the US, make it us!!!
Boston!!!
COME TO BOSTON
Portland, Oregon!!!
Come to Texas!, I don’t care where but you have fans here. Austin would love you.
BENJY DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!! I NEEED HIM IN HAMPTON ROADS AREA I MUST SEE HIM I MUST MEET TIM MINCHIN!!!!!!! I AM CRYING IN HOPE TIM THAT YOU COME TO HAMP
Boston Ma; New York NY; Manchester NH; Portland ME!!! We went to Montreal to see you July 2010, fantastic, but much to short. Please come to the U.S., you have many fans here as well!
Tim sorry im posting my requests on here i just didnt know were else to request, my friends birthday is coming up in december and we would love for you to come to sheffield to do a gig we would even show you the best pub to drink at and give you a tour round sheffield , south yorkshire england and would even make sure you had an accomodation and food whilst you was doing your gig in sheffield
Beacon Theater? Yankee Stadium? Jersey Shore? Come on it’ll be fun!
St. Petersburg/Tampa, Florida! Or anywhere in Florida really, I would love to be able to attend a live show ^.\\
It’s registering me as Akron, OH, but in reality I’d be happy with Cleveland/Pittsburgh/Columbus–somewhere that’d be within driving distance.
Virginia tidewater area plz.
Detroit, Cleveland, or Pittsboyg [sic] PLEASE!
BOSTON!!!!!!! or anywhere southeast New England… i will travel to RI, NH, even CT! but I live on the cape. so the Melody Tent next summer would totally make my life!!!!
Portland OR!!!
The widget changed my request from Glenside, PA to “metro Phila.”. The reason I put Glenside is the Keswick Theater is there and would be a great venue (and easier to get to).
Philadelphia! The tickets will be sold out simply due to all of the college students here.
Come back to New York City!
Definitely visit Pittsburgh Pa. Definitely.
Los Angeles is a wonderful place!
Come to Austin, Tim! I know that Texas is, in general, completely retarded. But Austin is cool. I moved here on purpose, having previously lived in 4 other states and Canada, which is the big giant state up north where nobody lives. Austin is really a super place to live, and I think you’d like it. I’ll get you free roller derby tickets if you come during roller derby season.
I’d love to see you in Fargo, ND, but we are sort of small so Minneapolis, MN would be awesome too
Chicago I will bring all my friends
Anywhere in California! Well anywhere on the west coast and I’ll make the drive.
I’d drive to Seattle, WA or Portland, OR. Please come somewhere that I could attend. Please?
Washington, DC
Anywhere in Florida. I’ll drive to see you
New York City
Washington, DC!
Come to DC…pretty please x
Chicago
We’ll buy you pizza.
charlotte, north carolina! pleasepleaseplease!
Chicago please! I would be there in a heartbeat!
New York, NY
Chicago !!!!!!!!!!!
Come back to Montreal for a full length show (not the 30 minutes at just for laughs)
Ireland! Any city, we’ll get there!
Philly or NYC
Portland, OR… I can guarantee about 30 or 40 people from my crew.
Baltimore, MD
I’m in Idaho – odds of you coming here are slim. Make it to an adjacent state, and I may be able to manage the drive!
Albany and/or Troy, NY!!!!!
Alabama! Montgomery would be great, but really anywhere in this state!
New York or Boston! (or Burlington or somewhere in NH or Maine or….) All of us in New England are in desperate need of a Tim Minchin show!
The Wharton Center on the campus of Michigan State University in East Lansing, Michigan. And if you could do that before May of 2011, that would be excellent!
St. Petersburg/Tampa, Florida! We will not take you to Disneyworld, but are quite willing to take you out for the beverage of your choice–no judgment.
Minneapolis
Atlanta!! Yes!
Seattle!
Honolulu, Hawaii. No, really.
Chicago, please!
PHILADELPHIA or NEW YORK! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
Also, I think New Orleans would be a great place for you to go, Tim–I have friends there who eat your stuff up… one of whom introduced me (in Atlanta) to you. :D
I think you should come to Atlanta (or, failing that, Peachtree City) and bring your awesome comedic and musical talent to the masses here. :D
Denver! Ogden or Gothic Theater!
PLEASE come to Orlando, Florida!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!! We’ll even take you to Disneyworld!!
COME BACK TO LONDON!!!