It’s Royal Variety Tim[e]!
The Royal Variety Show prides itself on having “something for everyone” and this year Tim’s one of those special somethings…
This year’s spectacle will take place at The Lowry in Salford on the 5th December, and will be hosted by Peter Kay, with Her Royal Highness The Princess Royal in attendance.
Also performing along with Tim will be: magicians, Penn and Teller; mime, The Boy With Tape On His Face, and comedians Jason Manford and Greg Davies! Musical turns will be provided by Barry Mannilow, Cee Lo Green and Pixie Lott, amongst others.
The show will be aired on ITV later in December, and we’ll be sure to let you know when it’s on, so you can see which of Tim’s songs is deemed suitable for royalty!
why did you have to overlap with the radio???? now i have to listen on iplayer and my mum will be all “oh its only iplayer, come and do the ironing” or something.
Three Minute Song.
WANT.
Woop My brithday is on the fourth, so this couldn’t be tim[ed] any better :D
Mebbe a new one with a republican atheist theme? :-)
Oh I do hope its the pope song
woo!! cant wait! :D Fab!! :D <3
Depending on the mood either White Wine or Rock n Roll Nerd
I thought that ‘Inflatable You’ would bring the mood up a but, then you grew on me is so thought provoking
“lust”
woohoo. You should do Prejudice :)
So fucking rock would be the best one ever – but probably not allowed. Just stck to “inflatable you” heh?
oops i meant Face not Mouth!
“Prejudice” would be funny, but “White wine in the sun” more likely given its Christmas references. Will be the first time in years I’ve bothered to watch this and I’m especially pleased to see Boy with the Tape on his Mouth on the same show. What a lovely Timbo present to the nation! :D
Can’twait to hear what you choose to sing with all the restrictions. Joan Rivers found it extremely hard. Good luck xx
Ummhhh…Confessions? I wished I was in London…
Boobs!! Especially for her ‘madge!
I think you should get Miss Trunchball to sing something from “Matilda”
The pope song
Please sing 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins…
Can’t wait!