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Decades of tiny pieces from briefly inspired humans.

Here are just a few of the great ones…

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A true original. Thank you for sharing your genius with the world; you’ve made a lifelong fan out of this American lady

J. Worthington

…and here is the rest…

August 2005

  1. Beth

    Beth Likes The Website, But Feels That Commenting Both On The Guestbook And The Blog Is Looking Strangely Obsessive. She Should Probably Sleep, As She Has A Lecture At 9.30 Tomorrow.

    What A Shiny Website. I Think I’ll Keep It.

  2. Renee

    Rosencrantz? As in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? Or was he simply your favourite Shakespearian character? :D Love your work, see you in Hobart.

  3. Stackling

    ooo The site is all shiney! *pets it*

  4. P. Dante

    Blogs are for neo-cons and New York hookers seeking a publicity deal.

  5. Nel

    you’re so clever and funny and witty and handsome and gorgeous and wicked and talented.

    what a clever website.

  6. Zin

    Nice website!

    Good luck in Scotland.

    Love from Zin and Andy

  7. Jono Sumner

    Hey Tim, did you have a look at my short films? If so wat did you think?

  8. Natasha

    YOU ROCK

  9. Michael

    This guy is wicked seen him on, wednesday night in edinburgh, a guy playing a piano aint normally my thing, t
    he done good, i will recomend this guy, top show !! :)

  10. dan

    TMBAAA

  11. Franklin Lee Fansam

    Hello Timothy and Timothy’s friends and Fans an assorted detritus. Hello.
    I may be a dillettante, but at least I feign to know the shit I feign to know about. I am not jealous or envious so just shut UP. Good luck ‘k?

  12. Disturbia_Kiss

    Thank you for the Free tickets Tim, we had a wonderful night, and we’ll make sure the review for The Scotsman is good. x x x

  13. jojo

    rozzy said i could leave a message. best thing that’s happened to rozzy and dave for 2 months at least, your AMAZING review. what an unusual way to please the olds.
    Feeling very proud, again. love jojo

  14. Turbank

    You’re a goddam sonofabitch, which is why I yank at the old bejerky whenever I hear you sing and pee my goddam rubber trousers when you speak. Geddit?

  15. donkeybag

    put some goddam photos on your site, bitch, for those of us unlucky enough to be starting yet another work week in perth (australia). hi ho, hi ho …

  16. Kate

    As an aussie in edinburgh I must say that you do me proud! I’ve seen Dark Side 3 times at the festival – just can’t get enough. I think you’re gorgeous! xx

  17. Andre-Anne Le Blanc

    Tim,
    Je l’avoue, je suis fannatique de toi, de ton show, de ton veston noir, de tes verres de contact fake, de tes cheveux brules chimiquement. Je suis fan de tes mains qui bondissent sur les notes, de ta voix tellement belle, et surtout, j’adore la musique qui sort de ton inventive caboche!
    Voila!
    Andre-Anne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  18. donkeybag

    didn’t know you spoke french, too, tim. are there no limits to your talents? can you pls transate “cheveux brules chimquement” … am guessing it mens “horse-like dancing”.

  19. Sarah

    Tim I love you,
    I really do
    Tim I love you,
    You don’t smell like shoes.

    Tim I want your body,
    it is so sexy
    Tim I want your body,
    I want to lick it.

  20. Leeanne

    A decent effort, Sarah, though let down by the lack of rhyme in the final stanza.
    Keep trying, though!

    LoL (Lots of Love)
    Leeanne x

  21. Tizzy

    I want to learn all the words to “Inflatable You” the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages.

  22. The Village Idiots

    DAMA GOOD! Hey kate…remember us! Yes its the canvas bag lot! We got you to sign it….still didnt get Tim to thpugh! :-( hopefully see you next year!! and where were you…haha…didnt see you at our show! haha

  23. Village Idiot 2

    Hello, loved the show. Kate will probably tell you about us (she signed all our canvas bags!), and I totally want to see it again. Unfortunately I’m not in Edinburgh any more, which makes it…tricky. To say the least.

  24. Renee

    “cheveux brules chimquement” … am guessing it mens “horse-like dancing”.

    Nope. It’s a fairly average translation of “chemically burnt hair”. Yes kids, if you go to university for three years, you too can be a pretentious twat.

  25. Jeffrey Dugong, B.A.

    Mr Minchin,

    I understand you are considering taking a part in the upcoming film production of Neal Wurmal’s George Bernard Shaw. Is it true you are considering playing a cockney whore?

    Many kind regards

    Jeffrey

  26. Donkeybag

    More blogs please tim. And put some bloody photos on your website. You lazy turd.

  27. John

    saw you at the edingburgh fringe on saturday night. made me laugh loads. you are a very funny and talented man. looking forward to hearing more from you in the future.

  28. shelly mcilroy

    this guy is AWWWWWSOME!!!!!!, and very talented!!!

  29. Stephen O'Donnell

    I’m going to see Tim for the second time tonight, with someone who I just had to drag along to prove how brilliant he is. His show last Friday was stupendous, and basolutely award-worthy. I sat near the front and left, which meant I had a perfect view of his piano skills. I know he is touchy about people referring to his “classically trained” status, but ehy are simply impressed with his undoubted ability. I can see however that he is comfortably able to mix many styles convincingly whilst taking the piss out of them all. I was initially a bit wary of the manic dancing at the start, but was soon a convert as his comedy and music relentlessly beat the living shit out of me. I was powerless to resist. His 1st and 2nd encores were great, in the way they poked fun at the nonsense of the traditional farewell at the end of a show like this. I immediately went out and seriously considered buying a canvas bag (still thinking about it).

    Fantastic!

  30. Kevin Beattie

    Just had to say that i saw you on itv and thought you were hilarious. Did not manage to make it to the fringe this year so i am a bit disappointed. Any chance you could come to my local pub, up in Dundee, to do a show, before you make it huge in the uk? I am sure i can arrange some sort of keyboard and sort out free drink for the night. It would make for a legendary story. Keep up the good work.

  31. Alisso

    Congratulations, congratulations, CONGRATULATIONS! Just heard about the Perrier Best Newcomer award, and had to come by to say well done!

    Hope you’re having an excellent festival over there and getting heaps more offers now that you’ve won yet another award.

    PS: Is this enough encouragement to decide to release the Dark Side dvd? :D

  32. JUNE CLEELAND

    I have not seen you as yet but I predict I will in the future.
    June Cleeland, Psychic Medium, Sydney, Australia

  33. John Howard

    Good evening,
    Some people say I should have stuck with playing that Mr Jelly chap but since I’ve been Prime Minister we’ve failed to lose the Ashes, spread democracy to some of Iraq’s leafier eastern suburbs and now succeeding in exporting a comedic talent to the home of comedic. As an Australian can I say how proud I am? Yes I can, and I’m Prime Minister so no-one can tell me not to except the Queen (and the governor-general if he forgets that I’ve got the photographs).

    Love,

    Howard Jelly

  34. John Howard

    Ah BUM! I meant John Howard.

  35. Stephen O'Donnell

    Well I went, I saw, and I got m’canvass bag. Tim was only slightly put off his angst ridden psycho persona stride by an overenthusiastic (not plastic or ecclesiastic) laugher in the crowd. It was funny though. A well earned Perrier Best Newcomer Award means that my friends will soon know why I won’t stop humming “Take Your Canvass Bag”. It’s infectious, and a rallying cry to the masses. Tim, you dag.

  36. Meagan Gorham

    After seeing the ::cough::hilarious::cough show at the Gilded Balloon I could hardly wait to seek out the website…thus following my stalker like tendencies (just kidding) If there’s ever any sheet music printed off I’ll learn the piano just so I can sing myself the songs whenever I damn well please. Congrats Tim, you’re tops!!

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