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A true original. Thank you for sharing your genius with the world; you’ve made a lifelong fan out of this American lady
My Aunty in the UK went to get her grandson a copy of ‘You so F*****g Rock’ she couldn’t bring herself to say the word to ask for it so she phoned her daughter and got her to say it over the phone!!!
My daughter turned me on to you and said, “Don’t you think grandma would have liked him?” The answer was, “Yes, she would have loved him!” My mom was a professional piano player and her favorite stuff to play was silly, old songs from the 20’s, 30’s and 40’s, but especially parodies. I grew up listening to her play crazy, little, unknown tunes, then sharing with my friends. I have so missed her and can’t begin to thank you enough for working hard to become famous so you could share this great musical niche.
I’m an agnostic in southern Oregon, USA…Maybe , I’m the only one. Today, I listened to White wine in the sun. It was the first time since I played it to the most wonderful Mum a man could ask for. She left this earth, last January. No, I don’t know where she went. But she sure did love that song. I played it for her last Christmas, when she was so ill. I just want to tell you thank you, for putting a smile and a tear to both of our faces.
I bought a park, this summer. No, its a first for me. I bought it, because Mum would have wanted me to. Mum used to swim there, with all us kids, in the best swimming hole in Oregon. . I’m naming it Merete’s Cove after my Mum.Its one of the worlds most beautiful places. I’m trying to build a beautiful bandstand there. Mum loved music. I welcome you to sing there someday. I know its a little crazy. But including you, there would be at least two Atheists near the stage. Three including my sweet daughter, Brook, who also loves your music. Maybe I dream too big……. Either way, My family will be listening to white wine in the sun, this Christmas, and thinking of Mum.
Hi Tim – My wife and I saw you in Thousand Oaks on Saturday and said “hello” afterwards. We’re the couple from Phoenix who mentioned to you that I played piano and sang at her over the Internet and in return she married me. Pretty good trade, honestly. We made it back safely, by the way. Anyway I just wanted to drop a note to say thank you for such a fantastic show, and your transformative influence on my life. I’m very very very happy to be able to say that I shook your hand, and I’m very very very sad that I declined to be in the picture that you took with my wife. Come back soon!
fuk yes but don eva fukn talk bout pregnat nuns cos they cum 2 yr hous n yr mums stops u usin yr fukn pc 4 a wile
ps mail me if ur hothahaha
luv grant
hi tim i put a revew of ur show on my site u shd chek it out its fukn wkd
hahaha
luv grant
Hey Tim&Co.
I first saw u(tim) @ moorabbin town hall in 05 and was soooooo fu***ng impressed-u r a genius. My sister thinks ur weird and even though i sort of agree, i still think u r awsome-kEEP IT UP.
Hey hey tim, the donut shop that I work at (Puffin Fresh Whitfords City, Perth) just started distributing Canvas Bags. Well not canvas as such, but those big reusable hard plasticy ones. I’m not too sure what they’re actually made of, but I’m very glad, because I was previously getting told off by my boss for not offering customers plastic bags to put their multiple donuts in. ‘It can’t be that hard to just *carry* them, guys, Do it for the environment.’ But apparently there’s no room for environmental friendliness in the world of donut retail.
Well g2g, I’m off to work :D
was the photographer at your radio recording at the drill hall london on the 2 nov which was great fun…loved the song about pigs very funny,hope to catch a show at the duchess got some great shots for the bbc too!!!!
To Blake:
I really meant that i dont think
We get circumsised
You get circumsised
Why not get circumsised togethor would sound as good as.
We dont eat pigs etc.
Maybe i was wrong…
Your music has been with me through some tough times in America. I am a Black woman. I don’t have much hope for changing my stars. But hearing your excellent voice rock n rolling my troubles away… at least for a day… keeps me sane. I know you do the same for millions around the world. It was my birthday a few days ago. I turned 46. I hope to see you live again before I reach 50. I promised my niece (she’s always challenging me) that I would chase one dream this year. I hope I don’t sound too weird when I say, I want to sit in that future audience of Minchin fans and scream my head off for you again. My humble dream. Much love from Portland, Oregon USA.
Thanks for the positive in this sea of controversy. I liked your message so much I bought the book!
Hi Tim. Mike from Tampa here. Once you hit 70, you start thinking of things you’d like to do while you still can. My daughter and I saw your NYC TM & his Piano and London Songs the World Will Never Hear shows. Hard to to top that. Then it hit me. Dream big! Would you consider bringing back your Royal Albert Hall Orchestra show? I’m a tennis player. Your NYC and London shows coincided with the US Open and Wimbledon. It was much easier selling going across the pond to my velp, if I also got to attend one of the majors. Thanks. Mike
I’m thankful you came to Toowoomba. Watching real people with really amazing talent was a blast of fresh air, blowing away the junk that builds up from scrolling. Phew, you came in time. Thanks again xxxx
Dearest Tim, I just wanted to post a thank you / congratulations, to you and your team on the end of your tour; the gig in Toowoomba was the perfect finale! Thank you for sharing your new work with us tonight, we could all see what it meant to you, although I did have a pretty good view of your celebratory Hi-5 during the next number. I am just hoping that tonight you felt the love of an entire generation of students, from one of those special tax exempt organisations, here in Toowoomba. Starting them with ‘Storm’ in the middle years Philosophy elective, and always ending with your UWA speech for the Yr 12’s…I’m not saying that you are a ‘tool’, but you know what? You were a great tool! Someone, whose intelligence and wit opened the eyes of a generation, and more importantly, gave hope to those who thought, or were at a minimum, interested in thinking… Love your work – its importance simply can’t be measured!
Hi Tim, I was listening to White Wine in the Sun again today. It pops up in my social media memories all the time because I’ve shared it so much over the years. My Dad really loved Christmas — he loved having everyone around him. He passed away in 2019, on the 17th of December, at 80 years of age. He just wanted to make it to one more Christmas. Upright came out that same month. The song Carry You, and the series itself, absolutely broke me… but somehow carried me through as well. I don’t think I really grieved in the way I expected to until this year. Suddenly, it’s hitting me like a train.I really miss him. This Christmas it will be just my Mum and me. I’m towing my little 1986 Viscount caravan up to the lake at Wooroonook, Victoria, to try to make something meaningful of the day for her. She’s 81 now and struggling to get around. My brother, sister-in-law, niece, nephew, and even my sons won’t be there. It’s going to be a hard one. Christmas just doesn’t bring me joy anymore. But still, I’ll sip white wine in the sun, think of my Dad, and try to make a happy memory with Mum — because I know her time is drawing close too. I just wanted to say thank you. Your music has a way of touching people at their deepest places, and these songs have been a part of my healing more than you could know. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family and I hope you keep writing the kind of music that reaches people when they need it most. Thank you ~ Megan xo
Dear Tim. We went to your concert in Canberra tonight. We have to drive 2 +1/2 hours and stay overnight. It was very well worth that effort. There were many moments that made us laugh and cry and think deeply about my life and where to from here. We are in our senior years and enjoyed it all immensely. We have followed your career from the beginning and as rusted on nerds will continue to do so. I saw Matilda the musical live in Sydney and enjoyed that very much. Would love to see Groundhog if it comes our way. Thanks again for all the music and the chat. Loved it all. Love to you and your family. Coral
I saw your show in Brisbane on Friday with my partner. I have never seen a crowd so obedient to putting their phones down. We all desperately wanted to photograph the real life Tim Minchin for ourselves. Many took the sneaky blurry shots that will forever be the bragging point over Christmas dinner. The recovery from accidentally entertaining the comedian in the crowd, to the perfectly balanced sound was amazing. Thank you for giving us almost an hour of extra entertainment. Absolutely worth it. I’m so glad I saw this before seeing Metallica tickets. It would have been a hard choice. Probably would have still chosen you. This is a big tick on my life bucket list.
Hi Tim. Mike from Tampa here. My daughter and I loved yer show at the Apollo. Matilda at Cambridge there’s… no words. The London sites and a day at Wimbledon after 7 hours on the que. Could’ve been perfect, butt…You didn’t do Airport Piano, so this is all your fault. I had to do it. I’m a 70, mediocre singer, though energetic and enthusiastic. I sang Airport Piano at Karaoke last night. Sounds ok but… I live in a nudist resort. My 70 y/o 140lb nekid scrawny bod singing my favorite song. I’d include a vid, except cameras are not allowed…
Hi. I just wanted to say. I’m finally listening to “Time Machine” (I was going to do it sooner, but it felt so weird to do so right after Tom died. I felt like I had to listen to him for awhile first). And I got to The Song of The Masochocist… and broke down crying. When “Apart Together” came out it was not a good time. For anyone really. I’m in the US and it was just. SO BAD. And then that album came out and I listened on repeat. And it made things better. I would just lay in bed as it felt like we were in the 10th, 11th, 12th month of the apocalypse and would cry as songs like “The Absence of You” comforted me against the absence of the WORLD. Because that was it, the whole WORLD was a hole and it was missing and everything was horrible. And “Apart Together” was what kept ME together. And listening to “Time Machine”, 4 tracks in, and I broke down sobbing because I had somehow forgotten just how much hearing your music when I’m in a dark place, like I am again, can just mend me and make it ok. Even for a little bit. And I had always hoped someday I could tell you that in person but, I’m an American, nope, so here I am. Anyway, thanks. For putting this box here and for making all the music you do. I’ve been listening for a long time, and you’ve gotten me through so much. Thank you for everything.
This is silly because I don’t really think you will read it in person but I still want to say Thank you for saving my marriage! We’ve been through a lot and there are so many times I’ve just wanted to walk away from everything. It took me a long time to discover you (since I live in Sweden where “everyone” says “Heh, Tim who?”) but the two first songs I heard were White wine in the sun (which reminded me of the importance of family) and Not perfect (which reminded me that I am pretty nice and can stand myself). Your rock ‘n’ roll nerding makes me happy and your love songs make me sad and happy at the same time and I confess the huuuuge confirmation biases ? My 50th birthday was coming up and I felt trapped, old and unloved. I thought about spending it in Paris all by myself. Then you unveiled your UK tour! Bam! I bought tickets to Edinburgh and told my husband that he could come with me if he promised to try to understand WHY I really had to go and he was not allowed ruin it! He prepared by listening to the songs and our kids gave him “clues and keys to mummy” and he nailed them all. I haven’t felt so loved in years! And to be there seeing and hearing you live, sharing tears of laughter and touched hearts, feeling his eyes on me when I was ALIVE for the first time in years and holding his hand to all the lovesongs (including the boobs ?)… yes, you saved us. Thank you ??
…and here is the rest…
June 2009
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Hey Hey TIM
YOU ARE WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A LEGEND !!!
I can’t wait to see you this friday at carlisle its just a shame its not just a night of you!
Your so talented and if i could bring you cookies i would!
I long to be a rock and roll nerd too !
Hope you make it to the US soon. I love how intelligent you are in your comedy, not like most comedians over here. If i ever win the lottery I’m going to the UK to see a live show. anyways keep on Rockin’, you’ve got support over here.
hey, Tim… YaY for you, i sadly missed your appearance at the fringe festival in south aus this year. i love your work, me and my friends in the SA aus girls choir had so much fun at our annual music school earlier in the year, dont know wether youve seen it but check us out doing canvas bags. not up to your standards but we tried! oh my friend says “YOU RUUULLLEEE!!!”
Good Shit My Man, You are so f**kin’ rock.
“from Russia with hi”
I think you’re rather fucking amazingly awesomely rock
that is all
Can’t wait for Friday at the Sands, row C seat 28, don’t forget =D, had the ticket since March and been looking forward to it everyday since. See you on Friday. =].
You have a fucking website! Fuck your awsome!!!!!!!!
Hey, is there anywhere I can grab a list of all your songs?
I’v been obsessed with your music for ages now but I keep finding new songs and I don’t know whether I’ve heard them or not yet, and I’ve missed some old ones. So is there anyway you could put up a song list?
Hellllooooooooow
Next tour, please Tim?
I wish I could go to Melbourne again, but after the MICF I’m completely skint. Not that I blame you. Most people here wish they weren’t. And after what happened last time you were here… Yeah, I don’t blame you at all actually :) Good decision.
Bit of a pointless post really. Looking forward to Rage. Should be interesting. Hope you’re well. Keep rocking etc.
Hey Tim,
Simo here from adelaide How ya been, good i hope hows the euro tour goin jus got mail u comin bak to oz thebarton thearter ,oops cant spell, adelaide gunna get tickets asap ,u need a tour guide can show u round the place? is there discount for ppl who seen last gig or send me tickets for free jus kiddin worth a go ,no serious can give ya me address..anywho see ya at chrissy time …..keep on rockin the ivory not that piano keys are made of ivory anymore …..
TIM! youre amazing. I’m so happy i finally got to meet you. youre amazing and so good looking:)
lol
keep rocking
xxxxx
love you
ohhh wowww!!!! i met you last night in carlise (but i think a lot of peeps did) mate. you are ledgend i play piano and sing like you, but seriously noo where near as good. you are class!!! and some of them songs just blew me away!! and your hair, how the hell do you do it?! i just wanna be you! haa haa or inflateable you!! (see what i did there?), cheers for the insperation. love you mann!!
Hey Tim sweet guest programming tonight for Rage…great selection =) cheers keep up the good handywork :)
Thank you, thank you, thank you for a fantastic night at the Sands Centre, Carlisle. I laughed my ass off and you were by far the best act on the night. I’d never seen you before, but I’ll definitely come and see you again!!
Hey there, I see others have been looking forward to your guest gig on rage. I however, did not know it was on (I have no social life and like to pretend I do by staying up really late on Saturdays)and came across it. I think your choice in songs is quite fascinating and has led me to this website of yours. I just would like to say the frist three songs I totally adore but (and you knew the but was coming)…….. David Bowie should have been before Queen ;-), I know this was probably a slight error on your behalf or perhaps ABC’s. By the way adore your work (always has me in stitches) when I see it in TV and now I will look on your website and check when you have a peformance on this way next.(may even find some cookies for you).
I just hope you make lots of money.
Yeah don’t you know …
‘B’ is before ‘Q’.
Good work.
I wanna show ‘Birdhouse in your soul’ to my wife’
Hey Tim! :D!
Thanks for such a great night in Carlisle, it was fucking amazing!!
You probably don’t remember me, I’m Lizzie! :D!! Your work is so amazing, you’re so talented!!! Mitsubishi Colt is my favourite song you do, it’s hilarious and sweet at the same time! :P!!
Anyway, you’re soooo cool, keep it up! :D!!
Lizzie x :)
Can’t believe I got to meet you (I was the wide-eyed one with the Nokia 6230i and the friend who couldn’t stay), I enjoyed the show loads. You should come back to Carlisle, we love you up here! Hope to see you again soon, Ben.
Hi Tim,
My friends Georgina and Jonathan with Mandy Nolan, booked you for the big Joke up north in Bangalow Oz, recently. I was the red head side stage, worried about the lack of good coffee for you! Anyway I’m a fan now (I was ignorant before) and I just want to say I love “Drowned” I think you can be the rock star you’ve always dreamed of being now!
ps I live in a county town in Vic (near Daylesford) and book extremely humble entertainment, if you ever want to try out new material amongst a bunch of bogans !(Well it’s not THAT bad) let me know! Or let your manager know)
Tim, it’s great to see all the messages of love people are posting here. I felt like joining in, so here’s my attempt, ‘tim, if you tell me where you live, i’ll post you over my fly swot. Hope the fly leaves you alone in the meantime. Cailin xx’
I actually cant deal with how much I love your songs, there superbly work-tastic in that I can’t get through the day without them. We recently had a choir of nuts sing Canvas Bags in an international Tim appreciation event.
random. but beautiful.
Come the the US, get an album of you-tube hits
Leeds Festival?!
It’s a STRONG RUMOUR that you’ll be playing Leeds Festival!! If you did it would be absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!!
Please Please Please Please!! Im going to see you in October in Nottingham but its too long to wait!!!!!!!
Hi there, just thought we’d leave a message to say hi and let you know how awesome we think you are! I’ve introduced my niece to your work over the last few days and she hasn’t stopped raving about you since! Take care, and thanks for providing us with so much entertainment – you’re very talented and clever and stuff! PS think it’s great that you met your wife when you were just 17, I’m 30 and still searching!!!
Hi Tim! You made me happy today. So, thanks for that.
~♥
It was my birthday on Tuesday and I got 2 tickets to see you at Cambridge on 30th september! I am so exited! :) It really made my day so thanks Tim!
Dear Tim,
Hello there!! My name is Ellie and I absolutely LOVE YOU!! I am booking tickets for your show in Cambridge and MAN am I excited!! Basically I just wanted to say that you and ONLY you (well maybe my teachers a bit but…) helped me through my GCSE’s this year, because you make me laugh…actually if I am honest you make me wet myself you are so funny…I know EVERY one of you songs off by heart (I am not a crazy stalker i swear) but have only just come to recognise your particually AMAZING talent because of my friend Maddie…you may know her, she was the one who’s mum wouldnt let her go to one of your gigs, but you persuaded her!! We were listening to your music ALL the way to Germany on an exchange in April 09 and well now you are just the most fabulous person ever!! Oh and when we were in Oz, going to a wedding, I saw one of your posters advertising you, and I just knew that would relate to something fab happen in the future…you know when you get that instinct that something is going to happen about this thing soon… well I do =P xxx
Don’t ever stop writing songs and performing because everybody just loves you too much!! And I just wanted to comment on “White wine in the Sun” because is has made me and my family cry everytime we have heard it. It’s a beautiful song with a wonderful meaning and a gorgous melody and accompaniment…you have soooo much talent and I hope you are enjoying your time in England!! See you soon hopefully!! Hope your baby girl is well and happy!! xxx
x x x E l l i e x x x
Hello Mr. Minchin,My name is Curtis,I live in Canton, Ohio U.S.A. and just recently found your songs,poems,and interviews on Youtude and have become addicted to them. Thank you for adding me to your friends list on Myspace. I know it would take alot of time,work,and effort but I would like to see you make another visit to the U.S. and go on tour here. I would definitly come to your show and bring all my frinds along even if I had to buy the tickets myself. You are a brilliant writer and an absolutely amazing pianist,keep up the fantastic work and I will ALWAYS be a fan!!!
Hey Tim, I’ve been a fan for a while now but since I joined the YouTube community i’ve discovered so much more of your work & I have to say you’re amazing :) I play piano myself but only because I have to & I wish I had as much passion/inspiration/talent as you so I might appreciate the opportunity more than just loathing every minute of it :). I have introduced most of my friends to your songs and we all love you, however my teachers don’t quite enjoy our cover of inflatable you in class, they just have no taste :). I’m coming to see you live at parr hall in sept & I’ve not been this excited since I saw the mighty boosh live around the same time last year, and that’s saying something :D.
No doubt i’ll comment again before the show :).
Love your work (& your hair) Alexandra Sproson xx
– Stalls : Row U, Seat 17, 4/09/09
I discovered your music by accident! Now I’m in trouble. I’m forever being told off for singing your songs whilst on duty because not a day goes by that either my husband or I don’t play your CDs. So if you hear a copper singing Dark Side and getting told off it’s probably me!
Hey Tim, Oh mygod I can’t believe I am leaving you a comment you may or may not read!!
I absolutely love you and you work, You are so incredibly funny and good at playing piano…I wish I could play like that!!
If you want cookies Juat drop me a line! I cook so they will be home made lol
Amy xxxx
How about some Western Canada show?
ok so, I was just watching Just for Laughs and saw you perform ‘Inflatable You’. It intrigued me and I just had to google you. You’re amazing and a great writer!
PS. I love your look.
Monsieur Minchin,
Thank you very much for distracting me from revising for my A-levels – it’s much appreciated. Really. Also, thank you for helping me mock my ginger friends. It’s been great fun :D
In other words, you are epic. Please continue being epic.
Best wishes (and all that jazz),
Amzi
Oh, and yes, please let me know where you live, so I can bring you some, er, cookies. Yes, they’re definitely cookies. Does this cookie smell of chloroform to you? :P
lol heard you on radio 4 i think it was on the random meusem thing. Hilarious!!!! u even made my dad laugh and hes been a bit hmmm im not sure bout im cos of the language and shit :P but yeah. lol. loved it :) :) :) :) :)
tim minchin is WAY more interesting than studying for our business management exam… any WAY MORE educational to!!!
also, we would like to point out that the works of tim minchin relate to ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. its quite freaky actually..
big thank u to cam who got us onto tim’s sick wicked stuff!
tim minchin in 1 word: awesome.
boom. nuff sed.
lol
Can’t wait to see a live show someday. So if you ever come off the island (the cold or warm one), please make a small stop in Holland.
My day sucked… until listened to Not Perfect. We’ll it still sucks, but your song helped.
Thanks Tim. I hope I can catch a live show some time. Come to Canada, specifically Toronto!
… Aha i was going to start with “Hello Mr Minchin” but that really does sound like an evil genius off a cliche` film. so uhm… no i actually had something good. oh whatever, i love your performances, you’re a very talented person and though life’s tough, i know you will exceed some of the most entertaining people in history. [e.g kick @$$] i’m not going to mention Elvis because his hair scares me but i hope you know what i mean :] i hope you have a nice day… or night or whatever it happens to be when/if you read this ^-^
“Like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition” – genius!
Coming to see you at The Lowry 2nd September, can’t wait
100% Ledgend :D
I know you get loads of fan mail saying all the same stuff but oh well lol
i hope every thing goes well for you in the future xx
october 18th – cant wait!! i havent decided who to takke with me yet lol .. it will be about just under 2 weeks till my birthday xx :P
I listen to your stuff every night, it’s like a bunch of nice lullabies to lull me to sleep. I hope to see one of your shows soon, or eventually. Maybe you’ll perform near where I live *cough Denver,Colorado cough* Keep up with the sweet music/comedy stuff!
Tim, you are awesome dude, me and my girlfriend think you’re the ultimate. We are on a mission to make sure everyone we know knows about you, and then we move onto the people we don’t know (beware strangers) lol….. We’re looking forward to seeing you in Cardiff in september, we, know you won’t disappoint. All the best to you and the family :)
Hey Tim – you are so f**king amazing. Haven’t laughed so hard in decades, if ever. I was also impressed that you knew the age of the universe (though as you no doubt know it is increasingly expanding), and your keen insight into all the angst we scientist/artists are saddled with is non-pareil. Please, please, please come to the USA when you can — there are still some good people here, even though some of us think Perth might be a better place to live…Cheers, Ivar in Asheville NC.
And you’ll be bringing your genius to San Diego, CA when?!
Wow ! ! Just found your video clips linked from Richard Dawkins’ website. Thank god I’m an aetheist. Please Tim, come to Stockton, California. I promise you you won’t be disappointed. Ok, actually, I can’t make that promise. How ’bout the San Francisco area. That would work. Your message and delivery system has given my life new meaning. Bravo!!
I don’t think we’ve stopped watching you on youtube in the last 3 weeks … i swear I hear my flatmates singing ’10 foot cock…’ while in the..shower.. You’re awesomely talented :D Keep up the awesome work. Please come to New Zealand =D
Hey Tim – I know you get this all the time, but you rule. You’re one of my idols (tied with John Cleese and Lano&Woodley) and I love your songs. A boy in my music class sang “Canvas Bags” and “Dark Side” in class, and I thought they were hilarious, and I looked them up. Since then, I’ve been striving to get as many songs as possible of yours. Almost every night I am on youtube listening to your awesome songs. My mum gets annoyed by the style, but I adore them. Thanks so much for bringing more laughs to my life. If you ever do a concert in Australia (specifically in Victoria) I will try as hard as I possibly can to come see you.
xoxo Sazzy
Hi Tim. I really love your songs and your hear:). Have you thought about coming to Norway? You should realle comeback up here and Play some gigs for us up here. If you deside to. Come to Norway, I’ll be happy.
Hi Tim, You might like to know that we are discussing you on Science a go go, re my post: The Concept of the Whole and Threadism. From what I’ve seen on You tube, I think you are brilliant BTW
…mix it with the highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the…
Very true, kind sir. =D
Hopefully I can come to the gig at the Palais this December, although the parents are being hard to get along with. Might get my shirt signed, etc.
Will see you then!
-Ignorable, Back-door-able Jase.
Dear Mr. Tim Minchin, i would like to say that it truly is a pleasure listning to your music, and better to know that you are a polite, learned man, god bless you sir.
I, like many others, would wish to one day learn to play your music, and i know that you suggest learning by ear, but i am hard of hearing, so it would be greatly apprciated if you were to publish the sheet music down, or perhaps a tuturial video.
your’s greatfully
HELLO <3
I really wish I could come and bring you cookies, but it's a bit far.. they would taste nicer fresh…im guessing. Though I don't really know why I'm criticising my own hypthetical cookies. But damnit, they'd be the best hypothetical cookies ever, fresh or …un-fresh.
I think it would be worth flying to Australia (i assume thats where you live… I should go and wikipedia you *stalks*) just to give you some cookies. That'd be AWESURM C: And I could see Kangaroooooos (yes, i believe that's how you spell it) and Koala bears. AND OMG i could go to Ramsay street! It obviously exists. HAY, I JUST HAD AN AMAYSIN IDEA. I'll go to Ramsay Street first and buy you REAL cookies from the General Store C:
I <3 NEIGHBOURS
It's so much better than English soaps, they go on for ages.. Like this one guy needed a Kidney for like 6 months. This woman wrote in the paper that she was so sick of that storyline she almost donated one of her own Kidneys. LOL. But anyways, in Neighbours, it moves so quickly! Like the episode when they wiped out half of Ramsay street in a plane crash. Good Times, good times.
OMG wikipedia says you now live in London!! O M G. Wikipedia better not have let me down, it has lied in the past…I just don't know if I'm ready to trust it again, it's a big step, you know? Im sure you do. WHY WOULDNT YOU.
Im quite tired now, I think I've exhausted myself with obsessive fandom. AND btw, my names Eleanor. It's tertully top secret but i'm guessing most people will have given up by now. If you have continued, you may want to ask yourself why? You should really get out more (says the girl who's writing her life story out on a forum-ish-thing at half ten at night). But srsly, this is quite a novel of, let's face it, spam. But thanks anyway, if you have read this.
BYE but seeeeee you (Tim Minchin, duh, not the social-reject that finished reading this post) in BOURNEMOUTH <3 I hope you're signing after the show…if not ima cry. Right now. Yeah i am . Yep. *cries*. But i'll more likely just be waiting outside for a veery long time.
BYE
P.S. I just felt like adding a P.S. really.
Hi Tim. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my room with my laptop, chatting with my friends over Skype. I noticed a mosquito trying to find its way out of my window, but failed because of my mosquito net. I noticed the irony of the situation, laughed a bit and told this to my friend. He said: ‘”there are locks on our doors to keep the bad guys outside, but also to lock ourselves in” or something along those lines, by Tim Minchin’.
I asked who this guy was. He said ‘some F***ING great dude, bloody genious’. He said I should watch some of his videos on Youtube. So I did. The first one was “If I Didn’t Have you”. My first reaction was “he looks just like Jack Sparrow” :D I liked the song, it was very funny, and very clever, actually hilarious. My friend suggested to watch “10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins” next, so I eagerly did.
It blew my mind. I was hooked. It was brilliant. Halfway through the song I realised I was to be your fan and admirer forever.
Good Sir, I so much wish you could sing Inflatable You in my wedding. :)
Please keep on making music. Don’t you dare to stop.