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A true original. Thank you for sharing your genius with the world; you’ve made a lifelong fan out of this American lady
My Aunty in the UK went to get her grandson a copy of ‘You so F*****g Rock’ she couldn’t bring herself to say the word to ask for it so she phoned her daughter and got her to say it over the phone!!!
My daughter turned me on to you and said, “Don’t you think grandma would have liked him?” The answer was, “Yes, she would have loved him!” My mom was a professional piano player and her favorite stuff to play was silly, old songs from the 20’s, 30’s and 40’s, but especially parodies. I grew up listening to her play crazy, little, unknown tunes, then sharing with my friends. I have so missed her and can’t begin to thank you enough for working hard to become famous so you could share this great musical niche.
I’m an agnostic in southern Oregon, USA…Maybe , I’m the only one. Today, I listened to White wine in the sun. It was the first time since I played it to the most wonderful Mum a man could ask for. She left this earth, last January. No, I don’t know where she went. But she sure did love that song. I played it for her last Christmas, when she was so ill. I just want to tell you thank you, for putting a smile and a tear to both of our faces.
I bought a park, this summer. No, its a first for me. I bought it, because Mum would have wanted me to. Mum used to swim there, with all us kids, in the best swimming hole in Oregon. . I’m naming it Merete’s Cove after my Mum.Its one of the worlds most beautiful places. I’m trying to build a beautiful bandstand there. Mum loved music. I welcome you to sing there someday. I know its a little crazy. But including you, there would be at least two Atheists near the stage. Three including my sweet daughter, Brook, who also loves your music. Maybe I dream too big……. Either way, My family will be listening to white wine in the sun, this Christmas, and thinking of Mum.
Hi Tim – My wife and I saw you in Thousand Oaks on Saturday and said “hello” afterwards. We’re the couple from Phoenix who mentioned to you that I played piano and sang at her over the Internet and in return she married me. Pretty good trade, honestly. We made it back safely, by the way. Anyway I just wanted to drop a note to say thank you for such a fantastic show, and your transformative influence on my life. I’m very very very happy to be able to say that I shook your hand, and I’m very very very sad that I declined to be in the picture that you took with my wife. Come back soon!
fuk yes but don eva fukn talk bout pregnat nuns cos they cum 2 yr hous n yr mums stops u usin yr fukn pc 4 a wile
ps mail me if ur hothahaha
luv grant
hi tim i put a revew of ur show on my site u shd chek it out its fukn wkd
hahaha
luv grant
Hey Tim&Co.
I first saw u(tim) @ moorabbin town hall in 05 and was soooooo fu***ng impressed-u r a genius. My sister thinks ur weird and even though i sort of agree, i still think u r awsome-kEEP IT UP.
Hey hey tim, the donut shop that I work at (Puffin Fresh Whitfords City, Perth) just started distributing Canvas Bags. Well not canvas as such, but those big reusable hard plasticy ones. I’m not too sure what they’re actually made of, but I’m very glad, because I was previously getting told off by my boss for not offering customers plastic bags to put their multiple donuts in. ‘It can’t be that hard to just *carry* them, guys, Do it for the environment.’ But apparently there’s no room for environmental friendliness in the world of donut retail.
Well g2g, I’m off to work :D
was the photographer at your radio recording at the drill hall london on the 2 nov which was great fun…loved the song about pigs very funny,hope to catch a show at the duchess got some great shots for the bbc too!!!!
To Blake:
I really meant that i dont think
We get circumsised
You get circumsised
Why not get circumsised togethor would sound as good as.
We dont eat pigs etc.
Maybe i was wrong…
Your music has been with me through some tough times in America. I am a Black woman. I don’t have much hope for changing my stars. But hearing your excellent voice rock n rolling my troubles away… at least for a day… keeps me sane. I know you do the same for millions around the world. It was my birthday a few days ago. I turned 46. I hope to see you live again before I reach 50. I promised my niece (she’s always challenging me) that I would chase one dream this year. I hope I don’t sound too weird when I say, I want to sit in that future audience of Minchin fans and scream my head off for you again. My humble dream. Much love from Portland, Oregon USA.
Thanks for the positive in this sea of controversy. I liked your message so much I bought the book!
Hi Tim. Mike from Tampa here. Once you hit 70, you start thinking of things you’d like to do while you still can. My daughter and I saw your NYC TM & his Piano and London Songs the World Will Never Hear shows. Hard to to top that. Then it hit me. Dream big! Would you consider bringing back your Royal Albert Hall Orchestra show? I’m a tennis player. Your NYC and London shows coincided with the US Open and Wimbledon. It was much easier selling going across the pond to my velp, if I also got to attend one of the majors. Thanks. Mike
I’m thankful you came to Toowoomba. Watching real people with really amazing talent was a blast of fresh air, blowing away the junk that builds up from scrolling. Phew, you came in time. Thanks again xxxx
Dearest Tim, I just wanted to post a thank you / congratulations, to you and your team on the end of your tour; the gig in Toowoomba was the perfect finale! Thank you for sharing your new work with us tonight, we could all see what it meant to you, although I did have a pretty good view of your celebratory Hi-5 during the next number. I am just hoping that tonight you felt the love of an entire generation of students, from one of those special tax exempt organisations, here in Toowoomba. Starting them with ‘Storm’ in the middle years Philosophy elective, and always ending with your UWA speech for the Yr 12’s…I’m not saying that you are a ‘tool’, but you know what? You were a great tool! Someone, whose intelligence and wit opened the eyes of a generation, and more importantly, gave hope to those who thought, or were at a minimum, interested in thinking… Love your work – its importance simply can’t be measured!
Hi Tim, I was listening to White Wine in the Sun again today. It pops up in my social media memories all the time because I’ve shared it so much over the years. My Dad really loved Christmas — he loved having everyone around him. He passed away in 2019, on the 17th of December, at 80 years of age. He just wanted to make it to one more Christmas. Upright came out that same month. The song Carry You, and the series itself, absolutely broke me… but somehow carried me through as well. I don’t think I really grieved in the way I expected to until this year. Suddenly, it’s hitting me like a train.I really miss him. This Christmas it will be just my Mum and me. I’m towing my little 1986 Viscount caravan up to the lake at Wooroonook, Victoria, to try to make something meaningful of the day for her. She’s 81 now and struggling to get around. My brother, sister-in-law, niece, nephew, and even my sons won’t be there. It’s going to be a hard one. Christmas just doesn’t bring me joy anymore. But still, I’ll sip white wine in the sun, think of my Dad, and try to make a happy memory with Mum — because I know her time is drawing close too. I just wanted to say thank you. Your music has a way of touching people at their deepest places, and these songs have been a part of my healing more than you could know. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family and I hope you keep writing the kind of music that reaches people when they need it most. Thank you ~ Megan xo
Dear Tim. We went to your concert in Canberra tonight. We have to drive 2 +1/2 hours and stay overnight. It was very well worth that effort. There were many moments that made us laugh and cry and think deeply about my life and where to from here. We are in our senior years and enjoyed it all immensely. We have followed your career from the beginning and as rusted on nerds will continue to do so. I saw Matilda the musical live in Sydney and enjoyed that very much. Would love to see Groundhog if it comes our way. Thanks again for all the music and the chat. Loved it all. Love to you and your family. Coral
I saw your show in Brisbane on Friday with my partner. I have never seen a crowd so obedient to putting their phones down. We all desperately wanted to photograph the real life Tim Minchin for ourselves. Many took the sneaky blurry shots that will forever be the bragging point over Christmas dinner. The recovery from accidentally entertaining the comedian in the crowd, to the perfectly balanced sound was amazing. Thank you for giving us almost an hour of extra entertainment. Absolutely worth it. I’m so glad I saw this before seeing Metallica tickets. It would have been a hard choice. Probably would have still chosen you. This is a big tick on my life bucket list.
Hi Tim. Mike from Tampa here. My daughter and I loved yer show at the Apollo. Matilda at Cambridge there’s… no words. The London sites and a day at Wimbledon after 7 hours on the que. Could’ve been perfect, butt…You didn’t do Airport Piano, so this is all your fault. I had to do it. I’m a 70, mediocre singer, though energetic and enthusiastic. I sang Airport Piano at Karaoke last night. Sounds ok but… I live in a nudist resort. My 70 y/o 140lb nekid scrawny bod singing my favorite song. I’d include a vid, except cameras are not allowed…
Hi. I just wanted to say. I’m finally listening to “Time Machine” (I was going to do it sooner, but it felt so weird to do so right after Tom died. I felt like I had to listen to him for awhile first). And I got to The Song of The Masochocist… and broke down crying. When “Apart Together” came out it was not a good time. For anyone really. I’m in the US and it was just. SO BAD. And then that album came out and I listened on repeat. And it made things better. I would just lay in bed as it felt like we were in the 10th, 11th, 12th month of the apocalypse and would cry as songs like “The Absence of You” comforted me against the absence of the WORLD. Because that was it, the whole WORLD was a hole and it was missing and everything was horrible. And “Apart Together” was what kept ME together. And listening to “Time Machine”, 4 tracks in, and I broke down sobbing because I had somehow forgotten just how much hearing your music when I’m in a dark place, like I am again, can just mend me and make it ok. Even for a little bit. And I had always hoped someday I could tell you that in person but, I’m an American, nope, so here I am. Anyway, thanks. For putting this box here and for making all the music you do. I’ve been listening for a long time, and you’ve gotten me through so much. Thank you for everything.
This is silly because I don’t really think you will read it in person but I still want to say Thank you for saving my marriage! We’ve been through a lot and there are so many times I’ve just wanted to walk away from everything. It took me a long time to discover you (since I live in Sweden where “everyone” says “Heh, Tim who?”) but the two first songs I heard were White wine in the sun (which reminded me of the importance of family) and Not perfect (which reminded me that I am pretty nice and can stand myself). Your rock ‘n’ roll nerding makes me happy and your love songs make me sad and happy at the same time and I confess the huuuuge confirmation biases ? My 50th birthday was coming up and I felt trapped, old and unloved. I thought about spending it in Paris all by myself. Then you unveiled your UK tour! Bam! I bought tickets to Edinburgh and told my husband that he could come with me if he promised to try to understand WHY I really had to go and he was not allowed ruin it! He prepared by listening to the songs and our kids gave him “clues and keys to mummy” and he nailed them all. I haven’t felt so loved in years! And to be there seeing and hearing you live, sharing tears of laughter and touched hearts, feeling his eyes on me when I was ALIVE for the first time in years and holding his hand to all the lovesongs (including the boobs ?)… yes, you saved us. Thank you ??
…and here is the rest…
May 2010
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Dear Sir Tim. No not “sir” because you should be knighted, just “sir” because I am expressing respect for you, plus it sounds cool. Been a fan for a while but seriously, the Pope Song, absolute brilliance. (Big kudos too to Fraser Davidson for the video, it’s spot on.) Please find a way, somehow, to perform this when the Pope visits the UK.
The Pope Song is absolutely fantastic! My new favorite song. Brilliant. I hope every station will play it when Nazi-Ratzi will haunt GB.
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The Pope Song is just fantastic. The only problem I have is that I don’t think he’s a motherfucker, I think he’s a cunt. For argument’s sakes let’s just say he’s both.
Could we get this to get into the music charts in the UK when the motherfucking supervisor of the paedophile priest boy-fucking support network visits the UK?
Where can I buy the pope song? I had never heard of you before I heard it, but now I want to support you for that wonderful song. And yes, the pope is a fucking mother fucker.
Hey Tim, Just came across the pope song on politics.ie. Some clown had posted about how the number of catholics in the world had increased by 12%. Someone else post a link to the pope song as a response. Said it all. It puts ‘offensive’ perfectly in perspective. When are you coming to Ireland?
tiny sad at new website, really really like this one. but that’s very selfish of me >:] the new one will be wicked i’m sure!
I’m not a big fan of swearing in comedy as it tends to be gratuitous, but The Pope Song is spot on. Ironically, it’s just about the most articulate and persuasive thing I’ve heard on the subject. Well said!
oh Tim! just so amazing! i have no words!
There is a Facebook group for trying to get this song to No.1 during the Pope’s UK visit here:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=118641971487253&ref=ts
Tim, you are a rock God. The only way the world as a whole can understand this is if you GET TO CHICAGO SOON! I mean, many of us Yanks truly appreciate you. We’re not all self-important twats. We need you.
New Tim Minchin fan. Just started listening in August when my best friend divorced his wife after listening to If I Didn’t Have You and he realized the honesty in the song about the statistical odds and his eyes were opened, he is so happy now and finally out meeting tons of cool new women and he has his pick – – or maybe he will never just pick one again. But the main thing is, he is happy now and he is free. So I bought all Tim’s songs that I could find and his views on everything from Religion to the beauty of this world, is exactly how I have felt my whole life. Religion was invented to control the masses of uncontrollables by fear. There is nothing GOOD about it. It stands for every corrupt thing in this world. Those that are closest to Religion are usually the ones who abuse it the worst. I have not heard the Pope song but going to look for it now. Hope Tim Minchin plays in Pacific Northwest of USA sometime. Would love to see him in person!!!
If these are really read by you, then I’m not really sure how one should start this sort of thing. Does anyone else think that – maybe it is just me, I over-think a lot of things, but then it seems from your music that you do too – in a good way, of course. So to me, should you be “Tim” – as simply a fellow human being and thus an equal – or “Mr Minchin” – as a complete stranger with whom I have never had any contact? Maybe “Tim Minchin” as this is the name under which your stuff is released. or maybe “Mr Tim Minchin” to cover all the possible options?
No, i think i will start, a paragraph and a half in, by simply saying “hi”. I have only really discovered your work very recently (yes, sadly to say I cannot claim to be one of your die-hard, long-term fans that were there at the beginning. sometimes I wonder where those sorts of people come from – I mean, I’ve never managed to come across anyone famous before they were famous, and I don’t think anyone I know has either. anyway…). It is true to say, however, that I really love what I have heard. I love the mix of the comic with the serious, the critique of global issues with the introspective self-analysis. If your music is anything to go by, I think you would be an exceptionally interesting person to talk to, to share a drink with.
I particularly wanted to congratulate you on the song “not perfect”. I was completely taken aback by it when i heard it. I’d spent a little while listening to your more comic stuff, and was blown away to uncover this sensitive masterpiece. It is, contrary to its own title, rather perfect. I’ve already listened to it far too many times.
Don’t stop, and don’t change.
Tim you grew on me,,,,,,,we all no the rest,
love your talent,
I listen daily to you on my way to work, have to be more aware though as the warmer days come not to sing so load to Jesus, Confessions….etc I’m getting some looks!!
I’m kinda hoping your busily writing new stuff, and can’t wait to come and see you live, my husband is concerned that I may not be able to sit still though!. x
Someone posted your Pope Song on Face Book. Too funny, and true!
Please come do a show in or near Minneapolis, Minnesota.
I have spent the whole week watching and listening to every thing Tim that I can….I am floating on a wonderful Tim Minchin cloud and the world feels a better place now xxxxx
I really wish you would come to the Washington D.C. area. I found your stuff recently on Youtube and forced my friends to listen and watch and now they love all too.
When are you coming back to the USA? Just found out about you from a friends Facebook page and now I’m hooked! Please let me know when you come back to NYC. Love your music/comedy and interviews on YouTube.
Just wanted to say thanks for great songs! I just discovered your stuff on youtube, and I love it. I’m reading for my summer exams now and it really cheers me up. Keep up the good work!
Dearest Tim. I am a reasonably HUGE fan of yours and would like to say thanks for all of your music :) BUT would like to know two things: when are you releasing “ready for this” on dvd in the uk and will you be playing in the north of england any time in the coming year?? pleeeaaase?? xxx
HAHAHAHA, just heard the Pope song. ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!! Good on you tim, tell that butt fucking mother fucker off! XD
Tim, i introduced a friend of mine to you a while back and we saw you in concert last time you were in england. Yesterday in our compulsary RE short course class he decided to bring up your song ’10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins’ to our highly religious, muslim RE teacher. It was the funniest conversation ive ever heard :’) luckily he wasn’t too offended :p.
P.S i read your FAQ so this will be ‘fucking annoying’ but i was really hoping you could maybe publish some of your music onto your website or maybe even a book? Because although i know every lyric to all your songs/poems, i’ve been playing the piano for 8 years and i can’t quite work out your stuff by ear and i’d love to learn some of it.
:) xxx
Hi Tim,I’ve only found out about your songs a few weeks ago, and I have to say you’re a genius! I love the Fat Children and the Pope song’s, they’re the funniest ever! Any chance to see you live in Dublin again soon? Me& my hubby definitely hope so as we missed your show last September:(
Keep up the great work Tim and rock on!!
Tim,
I have to say that I think you are fucking brilliant! and I am attempting to aid you in your quest for stardom in the US. A few friends of mine from the UK introduced me to you a few weeks ago and since then, I’ve spent a lot of my free time on YouTube listening to everything you have, and then posting my favorite videos to my Facebook… Everything you say about the US is true and if my fellow Americans don’t like it, they can go fuck themselves!
Any chance you’ll be coming to the great state of Indiana? We have stuff like… corn and… well, that’s pretty much it. But if you like corn, we’re the place to go!
Recently at musical rehearsals ive been borrowing some of the seniors ipods and listen to your music. I blame Mrs Potts and cogsworth! he has now got me addicted and i can’t stop! =D at least its amazing!!!
Mr. Minchin,
Don’t ever come to Minneapolis, Minnesota. The people here are God fearing Americans(North) and they don’t need riff-raff like you bringing your overseas heathenism down on them like a terribly long and wordy diatribe of a run on sentence that will suffocate you with every lacking pause of puncuation.
I can’t believe you’re going to be at Camp Bestival at Lulworth, I am so bummed that I can’t go.
Hey!!
Just to say I think your music is amazing! and the way you play piano is out-standing!!
Hope you can visit Scotland soon so I can go see you play!
Loving It
Kathryn xx
hi tim u so mother fuckin rock!!!!!! love ya xx
Dude, I had never heard of you before stumbling across your Pope Song. I’ve read through what everyone’s stated and I can’t do any better.
DO NOT STOP
Your rock like a demon, sir!!! And yes, demons do rock.
Anyways, I ran across you because of the Skepchicks and I’m fully planning on having a release party the week that they finally release STORM. We are fully stoked!!!!
TTTTTTIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!!
Hello, you should come to the U.S. Just saying. You know you want to do it now. Really. Really really….
Helloo Tim,
Wishing I’d said it first, but… You SO MOTHER FUCKIN’ ROCK!!! ;oD Thinking of moving to the UK so we can see you live….or come to Oregon, US??
Dear Tim. I MUST insist you get your arse back here to Australia – NOW. We need you ,more than the Poms do. Don’t make me come over there to drag you back…
Dear Tim,
Several months ago I was going through a difficult time in my life emotionally, I lacked any inspiration to do anything, which was even worse since at that time I was completing my university applications and writing personal statements. On one of the nights that I spent awake trying to write I discovered your songs. Needless to say they made my day and have been making almost every day since then, but the thing that I wanted to tell you is that seeing somebody doing something so amazing helped me to see the best in myself and find the motivation that I needed to write. Today I found out that not only has my priority school accepted my application but that they are also giving me the scholarship that I needed on order to have the opportunity to study at all.
Thank you for the things you do!
Hi Tim,
Greetings from Germany.
I’ve heard your songs everyday and have to say that you are a fantastic entertainer.
I realy realy hope that you will come to Germany one day. My depest respect for your work.
PS: Sorry for my bad English ;)
Here’s another guy who just “discovered” you after hearing the Pope Song. Awesomely well done, by the way. Since then I’ve downloaded your album and probably listened to it a dozen times. Storm is terrific and, as a g-word, I love Prejudice. Here’s hoping you make it to the U.S. soon.
TIM MINCHIN = GENIOUS
Hello Tim! where buy\download the best song of ages “Fuck the Motherfucker”???????
Chears!)
My husband is ginger. I wanted Prejudice as our wedding song.
my mum wouldn’t let me. bitch.
love you!
So I kind of just tripped across the pope video, then started watching some of Tim’s other videos and I’m kind of wondering what rock I have been living under. Tim you have to be one of the most talented people I have ever seen, and I have seen Madonna… (that was a joke, the Madonna being talented part). Every video I watch the more amazed I am, I forgot there are smart witty entertainers in the world. Thanks for making my day a little less shity… I can’t wait to see you live.
Your work is amazing. Thank you very much for your music and energy that it gives.
Your funny cause you are right!! I do feel sorry for Tony the horribly-mutated-but-in-a-good-way-fish though! :) Classic!!
You should really consider doing a show in the US. More specifically, in Kalamazoo, MI?… I swear, not all Americans are god-fearing evolution-slamming redneck hillbilly Fox News-watching gun-slinging ignorant assholes.
Just most of us. So give us a chance.
You rock, Tim. Keep up the good work.
LOVE the Pope Song! Brilliant, just brilliant! This might be the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Seriously!
Thank you!!
Hi:D creepy stalker smile …OMG I love you and your random music!! Well that’s all I have to say soo byeeeex
Hey Tim.
I think you’re an amazing musician and entertainer, I recently showed my family your stuff (even my 80year old nan) and they love you too. I’ve been a fan for a long while now, I love your sense of irony in your I love Jesus song. My favourite song has to be Darkside and Some People Have it Worse than I. Just fantastic! Well Done!!! x
Hey tim, pleeease go on tour again soon, also i think you should come to east kilbride, cos thats where i live and your awsome
Tim, you rock, you so f*cking rock! please come to ireland!!! i would pay a lot o’ money to see you live. i would even consider selling myself on the street to pay. PLEEEEEEASE!!!!
Thank you Tim. For making me feel fantasticly awful at playing the piano. Which I now realise, I am. Awful. At Playing. The Piano.
Hmmmmm…
Hey Tim, wondering if maybe you could come to Dublin on your next tour(?) and if you do PLEASE perform somewhere that is NOT over 18’s only !
p.s.
love the pope song
TIMMMMMMMMMMM PLEASE DEAR NON-EXISTENT GOD BE AT READING FESTIVAL AGAIN THIS YEAR.
I promise not to pre-laugh..
Dearest Mr Tim, I just thought that you may like to know that myself and my wonderful fiance finally got hitched last weekend, and our first dance was “You Grew On Me” by your good self. Went down pretty well I think amongst like-minded friends (and most of the more straight-laced guests were old and quite deaf and therefore simply enjoyed the lovely melody…)and now the song will have even more meaning for us and a cosy fuzzy little place in our slightly twisted hearts! PS: we do actually drive a Mitsubishi Colt!
Tim, please come to the US sometime…Colorado preferably. If you don’t, I may have to book a flight overseas to see you…and that could get a little over my budget seeing as I’m still in college.
YES……You MUST come to the US!!
Tim, you MUST get your stuff on the australian iTunes store!!!
to get the ready for this? album i had to get my uncle in england to buy me an UK itunes card and send it over in the mail!
please put your albums on the australian itunes store, it would be soooo good
Hi Tim. I know you appreciate grammatical errors, and I would like to inform you of one in your songs. In the song ‘If You Really Loved Me’, you say “dot the I in I love you”, you are incorrect if writing correctly, as you can see from the quote. My girlfriend spotted it (I wont take the credit lol), and I thought you might like to know that we listen carefully to your brilliant lyrics!! We love you by the way!!
Dear Mr Minchin
I am a big fan of yours and wish to extend my disappointment that so far you are not to be appearing at Download Festival this year. I believe this to be your niche crowd and would love to see you once again this year (even if I was to miss ACDC) yes Mr Minchin….I like your music That much.
Yours faithfully
Mr Paul J
Your songs are very funny cant get them out of me head.
You the Concords and setbelts. All the noise. Please advise.
Hey Tim. A fan from the USA here. Do you ever plan on bringing your barefooted, messy haired self over to the states anytime soon? I live in Ohio and the biggest thing we have is…
Corn.
And that’s it. Honestly, I think the reception would be wonderful if you did a tour of the states. I know at least I’d show up. And…Well…If no one else did I’d…Buy you dinner or somesuch to make up for the wasted time.
Hey Tim, just wanted to tell you how awesome you are. I love your music and your hair and your style. YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!! ive introduced so many of my friends to you and they all love you too now :D Hope i see you some time XD
Pleeeeeeeeease come back to Scotland this year? <3 x
Tim!Please could you play Dunfermline on your tour? Me and Jodie shall bring you Percy Pigs and Haribo if you do :) (if you dont like those sweets, tell us and we shall get you what you want) X
Hey there Tim, just so you know, myself and Catherine have decided to bribe you for a Dunfermline date for your tour. We will have Percy Pigs and Haribo sweeties for you, and if that doesn’t keep the bouyancy in your flotation device, any other type of sweet sold in the UK :D
So, you up for it? Pleeeease?
Xx
Hullo :) please come to melbourne again soon, my sister has been playing your dvd non stop, i’m guessing to try to invoke the real you, and using up all our internet downloads to play youtube vids of you… and it’s so distracting trying to watch the telly and cook her meals at the same time that i cut my hand with a saucepan the other day. seriously. at the very least can i mail her to you? she’s very pretty but also rather batty, and at worst i think she’d make a good pet.
please help – without rapid intervention i fear i’ll be impaled by a rubber spatula or receive some other embarrassingly silly injury.
So who’s up for starting a campaign to get Tim to tour the US? Of course you’d have to start in Seattle!
Leeds/Reading festival plox?
Tim! play a Glasgow show on your tour, would you? If you don’t I’ll cry. You don’t want to make me cry, do you?
Please come to the U.S! We would love to have you do some gigs here.I assure you there are people here who share your sense of humor and aren’t the anachronistic, puritanical and close minded people we are often potrayed as in the media. Thanks.:D
Tim, Dearest, please make sure that you’re Hay on Wye gig is better advertized next time. I am weeping at the fact that I have just found out about it and the tickets aren’t available :(
Or perhaps we could compromise and you come to Cardiff. Please? We’re better now – We have hot running water and electricity now.
Dear Tim :)
You sir, are amazing.
I do hope I can see you on the next UK tour.
I have pre-ordered your DVD. :D x
Belated, but only just discovered you and your brilliant self, courtesy of my son, Matt. Rog and I LOVED the DVD he loaned to us and have ordered your next offering. Also hope to come see you live when you are next doing a solo show in London. Thanks for the entertainnment xx
Oh Tim, still a dedicated fan, but absolutely miserable that your Toronto gig takes place while I’m away. :(
Seriously, I’m sadder now than when my cat died.
On the up side, Mum says she may drive me to Montreal because I think so highly of you. Still perfecting “Peace Anthem for Palestine” on my little keyboard, and angry-feeting like never before.
Love ya in a hopefully not-too-stalkerish way,
Julianna, age 13
Tiiiim!!!! oh my gooood!!! i just “discovered” you like a week ago, and i cant stop searching for your videos …im hooked!!!
Are you planning maybe in a not so distant future to come to Berlin??? that would be totally awsome :D and i would be sooo happy!!
Well, thats it, you are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Tim,
Just wanted to say that i am in complete awe of you. Seriously, I think some of your ideologies are just so amazing, and make such sense, and thats just a plus to your mad skills on a piano, and the fucking awesome lyrics you come up with :)
Hopefully coming to your gig in London soon, really really looking forward to it man.
Although I try not to swear usually, I think that your rationalising of you swearing is brilliant. good on you man :)
I think you’re such a cool dude
Peace