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A true original. Thank you for sharing your genius with the world; you’ve made a lifelong fan out of this American lady

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October 2007

  1. Horse Han

    Hmm, I wonder if this will work? Hello everyone, Tim especially. I haven’t been on here before. How deprived I am. I am going now, because I am tired and type silly things when I am tired. Like this. I hope you are well, Tim.

    Han
    xxox

  2. MASer

    ew spam.
    We dont need viagra, we just shag with the stereo on.

    I am pretty sure that deserves a MAS.

    Anyone?

  3. MASer

    thats alot spam fairy

    now my post makes no sense

    you we me one MAS

  4. *Sarah*

    Pssst…happy birthday!

  5. Sybil

    Happy birthday tim!!!

    S
    x

  6. Michael Fensom

    Coming to see you in Hayes bud. Watched you’re stuff online for months and loved it all. You So Rock!!!! ….(see what I did there!)
    p.s happy belated birthday!

  7. dave

    you r the funniest and best song writer iv eva heard! im trying 2 get inflaitble you on my phone, is their any way of doing this tim? 1 of you biggest fans

    dave x p.s. steaves m8! lol

  8. Lisa

    Hi Tim, its Lisa (Sam’s Mum, do you think i can stop writing that yet and regain my own I.D?) anyway came to see you AGAIN in Aylesbury the other night, ………a belated Happy B’day.

  9. Max Peterson

    Hi Guys,
    Just to let you know that we are taking pre-orders for Tim’s fantastic new DVD due early November.
    Check out details at Middle Eight Music
    http://www.middle8.com
    Cheers
    Max

  10. M

    Fantastic show with the rugby-hating Sheffield crowd last night; gutted I can’t make the Manchester show.

  11. Charly

    Hey there =) Tim please please PLEASE come to Spain, and by Spain I mean Barcelona (it’s much prettier than Madrid). I saw you at Leeds festival but I’m desperate to get all my mates over here to go see you!
    Have a nice day everyone

  12. a fan

    Hey, here is an idea for you..why not come to the States! You know..the good ol’ U.S.? That would be pretty sweet.

  13. Andy Frazer

    Dude-saw you in Maidstone – brilliant! We laughed till we wept – funniest show I’ve ever seen! Hope to have tickets to the BBC radio recording on 5/11, though I can’t imagine what material you could use on the beeb! Rock on!

  14. smoky

    ‘a fan’, tim is going to the US.
    There are more details bout it at angry-feet.com
    :)

  15. Sandy

    Love the new-look web-site. How does it feel to have all those people scrolling over your body on a regular basis? :)

    Hope to come and see you perform at one of your Brisbane gigs as a graduation present to myself (if I can escape from my Mum who will also be visiting for my graduation).

    Keep on rockin!

  16. sassie

    Hiya the norwich show was brill as always, see you next time you come to visit xx

  17. Parker

    YES! US CONCERTS!
    I will see you and anyone else in NYC in November and I’ll try not to drool on you. Looking forward to it

  18. Horse Han

    I’m guessing the guestbook thing is working now. Great! I have no idea what I was going to say, except the site looks great, and I am really looking forward to your movie. Keep up the great work, Tim.

    Han xox

  19. Ads

    Hi Tim,

    Greetings from the gay dutch cycle team and co.!!

    You rocked Maidstone.

  20. Emma Ward

    Niiice site. Though I miss the piano shots, and you do look a bit… windswept. Though it is attractively windswept, no worries.

    I plan on traveling up from MA to NYC just to see ya. I hope I don’t have to miss school… ^^ Can’t wait. Hugs for Tim! *hug*

    I’ll just take my craziness somewhere else. Thanks!

  21. Dale Fisher

    Wished I looked that good in lycra!

    Hope you had a happy birthday Tim. Looking forward to seeing y’all in December. Love Dale

  22. Ish

    Tim you are the most ausomest of ausomes. I might not be your biggest fan but i sure love your songs. You are an inspiration to us all. Could you please come and visit my school one time it would mean alot to me and my friends please. Ish oxxox

  23. Aled

    Any Chance of you heading back to western australia?
    Plaease?

  24. Ben and Alice Innes

    Hey Tim,
    Congratulations on your great shows,and success,I must say I like your Angry poem and inflatable you most and canvas bags is a close third (hurry up and get some in stock will you!!!). Ben and I hope to catch up with you again when your back in Perth for December 18TH Show see you soon and all the best hope your Wife is well and your daughter also… Best wishes Ben and Alice Innes
    P.s. Ben is expecting his own tiny patter of feet..but sshhhh…don’t tell him I told you..lol…GOODLUCK and GOOD HEALTH…TY A

  25. Alice Innes

    Hey ALED, There is a perth show on DECEMBER 19th tickets available from BOCS.. look under news heading on Tims site..

  26. Haydz

    Hey Tim,
    all this hoo-haar with the Chasers when Andrew sung what I believe to be your song, about even wankers being top blokes after death is ridiculous. Im positive I saw you sing pretty much the exact same song on Paul McDermotts show many weeks ago and I loved it. I cant believe people are kicking up a big fuss about it, and now Chaser’s get to take all the glory/flack (as much as I love their show too). Anyway mate, keep up the top work….you are funny as fuck!
    Cheers man

  27. The Red Witch

    Hello Dearest Darlingest Timmyest,

    How are you gorgeous boy??????

    I am feeling very well today…..

    Heard numerous stories about last night’s launch and Syb & Sarah had a fabulous time….

    Can’t wait for Melbourne…. Overexcited about Brissy…… Contemplating Perth…..

    Please, please tell me you will do ‘You Grew On Me’…… I’ll be up the front weeping…..

    xxxxx love you
    the red witch xxxxxxx

  28. Horse Han

    Um, Haydz? Andrew Hanson’s song is called “The Eulogy Song” and I’m pretty sure Tim hasn’t done it. If you meant the Sideshow, you might be thinking of “If you really loved me” or “Palestine Peace Anthem”? Freaking fantastic songs.

  29. glam lovin kitty

    Just a quick hello from one of the gramatically-correct nightmares who frequent your site. It would be nice to add ‘aesthetically pleasing’ but I fear I am too old for that now. Although perhaps I am aesthetically pleasing to men of pensionable age with failing eyesight and plummeting standards.
    Love the new site Timster, especially the influx of cows on the front page. Surreal.

  30. Angie Mawson

    Hi Tim, I guess i am probably one of your oldest fans, came to Sheffield to see the show with my son Richard and I was blown away!
    your humour is brill and your keyboard skills awesome,
    all the best,looking forward to seeing lots of you on british telly,
    love Angie x

  31. *Sarah*

    Just out of interest, Tim…what happens if I DO ask where you live, so I can bring you cookies?

    I could offer a winning smile, as well as cookies. What a combination.

    I do hope that I don’t have the word “winning” muddled up with “creepy”.

  32. Lily and Maddie

    Helloooooooo
    We are the true fans :)
    Happy Bday for ages ago,
    oh and pleasee read the message we sent you!
    We are spreading the word about you, in a non stalker kind of way of course.
    For instance, wearing your badges, carrying your bags and playing your songs for all to hear.
    yayyy
    Love us
    x

  33. Stalker Sarah

    Too funny.

  34. Isabella

    Hey Tim! I love the new website, it’s very sexy. I also want to know, when are you coming back to Tasmania? I’m sure us Tasmanians would love to see you again!

    Cheers,
    Isabella

  35. Louise M

    hi tim!! im applying for the “worlds worst fan but still really loves you” position. it is now october 20,and this is the first time i’ve been on the new site. bad, bad me. i do spend alot of tim in angry feet though (she says, as if to justify her evilness). the worst part is, i honestly cant remember if i’ve been told about the site changes. it seems very very likely. i think ive been getting the angryfeet site and this one mixed up. and then thinking “ive already seen angryfeet, i dont need to go see it again.” im stupid. well, i think ive sufficiently rambled/begged forgiveness enough. i love the new site, it’s very shiney (and by shiney, i mean good). ok before i go, one last thing- i promise to follow this site more carefully now. this was reaaallly embarrassing.
    louise m xo.

  36. Dan

    I don’t understand the “if you’re jewish” advertising strapline for the dvd.

  37. Miss Kitty

    Good evening Tim,
    I just finished watching The SideShow where I saw you for the very first time. I am a Gold Coaster so am thinking maybe you don’t get up here often as I had not heard of you before, or maybe I just have sand in my ears…..
    I really enjoyed your performances tonight, especially the new song off ‘so live’, Rock and Roll Nerd.
    Enjoy your journey away, and come back to Australia soon so I can maybe catch the ‘Tim live!’ experience.
    Safe travels,
    Miss Kitty

  38. Hannah

    Hiya! I do realise that you must get a million comments a day… but i just wanted to say my bit!
    Been watching you on The Sideshow for awhile now, and tonight mum and I decided that we would go to your concert in Perth in December. Looking forward to it!
    Anyways… must go. Keep well Tim!
    Hannah;; x

  39. Wawa

    YAY! I LOVE YOU! YOU HAVE ADDED A PERTH SHOW- INCREDIBLEY GROOVALICIOUS! KEEP ROCKIN’ YOU ROCK AND ROLL NERD :)

  40. Michael & Becca

    Yo Tim. Loving the new site layout. Looking forward to seeing you next Saturday in Manchester. Me and my girlfriend came to see you at the Lowry (Salford) back in February, and as we had such a good time we convinced 5 friends to come see you too. I say we convinced…basically we showed them one of your songs and they wanted MORE!!! Great to see so many brilliant sucessful comedians originating from down under i.e. Flight of the Conchords, Sarah Kendall and YOU! See you soon Mr Infectious.

  41. Hannah

    Hey Tim!
    Just wanted to drop by and say hi!
    I love the new site!
    I wish i could come up to brisbane to see your show. :(
    Hope your having a great time wherever you are in the world!

    Hannah xx

  42. peter

    how do i get the poem Angry.#*^@!!)(!*!@^#

  43. Emily

    Hey, I saw you on The Side Show, Tim. You’re awesome. My family thinks your really taslented. You should appear on there more often. Come back to Australia!
    Emily xo

  44. Lachlan

    Wow. Man… I love you’re work. You are the funniest Australian pianist comedian who sings at the same time as playing the piano which is mostly a stienway (If you spell it that way) that I’ve ever seen! I IDOLIZE YOU!

  45. Tim

    hey dude i love your work ive seen you perform on tv shows and i was wondering if you have any sheet music books out fo some of your songs???

  46. catherine pauley

    heya dude! i seen u on tha box the other night and i love your work!! ur amazingly talented and really narly!!! lol hav a gr8 day!!!

  47. £1

    You’re SHMEXY!!!

  48. dota

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  49. Melanie

    hey, love your work
    saw u on “sideshow” this past saturday
    loved the song, but was a bit put-off by the ending of ur poem (the part about cutting off ur counsellor’s feet)
    umm, do u have a girlfriend? (just curious)

  50. smoky

    Melanie, Tim has a wife.
    And a little daughter.

  51. STEEEEEEPHHHHHHHH

    timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, are you coming to melbourne anytime soon??!!
    It would be absolutely brilliant if you did…. or the comedy festival next year, but thats a MASSIVE WAIT. ah well, all the best xxx

  52. Emily

    Pleeeeeaaaassseeee come to Melbourne some time soon!

  53. Mark

    hi tim, me and a friend saw you at the comedy store in manchester last year and you were halarious. already got our tickets for ure show at the dancehouse. good luck for the future m8 ure the best

  54. Nicky

    Husband was away for a week so went to the show at Norwich Playhouse by myself for something to do and so glad I did, you were brilliant!

  55. cooper

    hiya! ummmm. you not heading to north queensland and want to stay in a small place called tully??? eh? think about it. it’s boring here and we need some more entertainment. oh! and happy bday for the 7th!
    do you actually read these?

  56. deborah

    please come to castlemaine! or melbourne at least! soon!
    i love your stuff! and your hair is awesome…how do you do it? haha!
    please visit us in the ‘maine, we’re a pretty rockin town!
    xoxo deborah

  57. Tamika

    Just wanted to say hi and…..YOUR soo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ;)

  58. Michael

    You have to return to Newcastle NSW. I last saw you during one of the Melbourne Comedy Festival Roadshow tours and haven’t been so entertained in such a long time. Whenever I see your name appear on shows like Spicks and Specks etc, I am tuned in.
    Here’s hoping you once aain grace the shores of the Hunter Valley/Newy…please..please..please

  59. Dianne

    I ordered your dvd the other day…
    To my surprise it arrived today, faster than any porn dvd I ordered.
    I truly enjoyed it. Thanks.

  60. Katherine

    Hey Tim! I love your Angry (Feet) poem and ‘Rock N Roll Nerd’! Wish I was that good at piano…or singing and song writing, for that matter. I’ll get your dvd even if I have to grovel :). You were great on sideshow! Though I bet you know that already! Love you always, Katherine. xxx

  61. Linzy

    Yay. I am officially awesome and finally have that interview up at Angry (Feet)! It only took me two weeks…

  62. smoky

    Tim, my dvd arrived yesterday.
    It was great (of course)

  63. Maddi

    Hey Tim,
    I was actually wondering about the song “You Grew On Me” and the reaction it usually gets from audiences. When i first heard it it seemed like just another one of your incredibly hilarious and original works of fine art which, in my opionion, are still underrated, but the next few times I listened to it I realized the intensity and angst in your voice. (wow, big sentence)
    so my question to you is: Is “you grew on me” about someone real, and do live audiences hear what I hear or am i just weird?
    hmm in all honesty there are 2 questions there, but i’m hoping you’ll answer them anyway.

  64. elephants

    OMFG! ur f***ing awesum!

  65. Horse Han

    Hiya Tim.

    Maddi, you’re not alone – I hear the intensity in Tim’s voice in You Grew On Me too. It is one of my favourites. It could be about his lovely wife, Sarah. He has written nice songs mentioning her before. Damn, now it’s stuck in my head. Which is good.

  66. sarah aney

    you were wonderful on the side show last week end

  67. Laura

    Hey there Tim!
    I’m loving your work…
    Thanks to you I havn’t accepted a plastic bag for almost two years now.

    And Angry (Feet) is the raddest poem i’ve ever heard. And possibly the only poem that caters for people with tourettes…

    Fantastic job on the Sideshow…

    x

  68. chloe

    come to perth
    we want you

    bad

  69. Steve

    Come back to Edinburgh. My canvas bag is wearing thin and needs replaced.

  70. Maddi

    thanks Horse Han, nice to know im not hearing things. I think it’s so sweet that they’ve been together since they were 17 (i’m assuming that part of Rock ‘n’ Roll nerd is true…?). she’s certainly a lucky woman.

  71. Nathalie

    WOO!!!
    u r awesome…i crack up when ever i hear ur stuff…
    u have got to cum to sydney!!

  72. mary

    YOU ARE LEGEND.

  73. deb

    Have to thank The Sideshow for introducing me to you and your work. Brilliant, hysterical stuff. Looking forward to seeing you when you gig in NY.

  74. Mel

    Awesome website you have here timmy.
    Oh hey it’s Hannah!
    hmm yeah. well can’t wait to get the dvd, and the movie sounds…good =)
    xx

  75. Ngarei

    *Strategically places aesthetically pleasing canvas bags around her comment box reading the time old cliche of “Love ya Work!”

  76. BOB

    PLEASE COME 2 IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Tom Bruining

    Hey Tim, are you coming back to perth at all? PLEASE SAY YES!!!!! PLEEEEEAAASSSEEEEEE!!!

  78. *Sarah*

    Maddi, I think it’s sweet too! I’ve been with my boyfriend since we were 15, so it’s nice to hear of other people who’ve been together since they were young! He shall be my very own role model!

  79. Gemma's Labia

    Great show last night and what a top guy. Wish i had learnt to play the piano instead of wasting my spare time kicking a football around.

    I want to be so mother f##king rock!!!

  80. Phil

    hey dude thanks for the great show last night, really enjoyed seeing you for the second time in 12 months! look forward to seeing you again soon! by the way is australia really that bad?!
    peace!
    phil

  81. Jasomenaso

    I stumbled across some of your acts via the sideshow, then followed that up with a good viewing of some of your gigs on youtube. Man you are teh funny. I just purchased your DVD. Can’t wait for it to arrive. Rock!

  82. Clo

    You should go to Woodford Festival. It’s on after Christmas near Brisbane. It’s great fun and you’d do well. Please think about it, we’d love to see you!

  83. Werewolf

    If the world were about to end, I would spend all the time watching Tim Minchin clips. Isn’t it sad that a bunch of weird (albeit hilarious) videos are my most loved ones. Oh well. It’s what I do when there’s a full moon.

    Werewolf

  84. Melanie

    oh, whoops! finished reading ur “about” section the other day, and just saw smoky’s reply to my comment from october 22nd. sorry ’bout that. hey, where can i see a re-play of the song u sung to/for adam hills on spicks & specks? that was REAL funny (that was you, right?)
    keep up the good work, ur fan, melanie :)

  85. smoky

    The adam hillsong, which is a love song for Adam hills :), is on tims new dvd, youtube, and at angry-feet.com

  86. Maddi

    hey again tim,
    I’ve got tickets to see you in Brisbane on the 12th, I’m just wondering, if I want to meet you personally will I have to corner you and stalk you till I get a photo/autograph or do you make yourself available after shows to get a good ol’ ego boost from your adoring fans?

    x maddi

  87. Odyn McInnes

    tim minchins great woooooooo. i love lisning to “Rock ‘n’ roll nerd” and “anrgy”(feet). you’re just great tim, a star at my school mate. the best episodes of the sideshow have you in it.

  88. P3T3R

    Hey Tim i just want to say i love your music its top notch and you have inspired me to create music that is left field of everything else, thanks

  89. Anna

    Brilliant show in Belfast last night – would love to see you back again!

  90. *Sarah*

    Thought I’d just pop by to say hi, and that I hope you’re ok :)

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